John Bixler
barely-regal.bsky.social
John Bixler
@barely-regal.bsky.social
Temporarily embarrassed millionaire.
9/10 Tallest Dentists recommend.
September 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I would say we're farther than that, at least to: "The best lack all conviction, while the worst / Are full of passionate intensity."

Oh, you mean *that* poem.
July 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Fantastic. Also, true story, while in the middle of listening to this I got a call from the guy fixing the call box at my apartment building that started with him saying "Hi, I'm right outside..." Nearly had a heart attack.
June 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Did you hear about the old man who fell down a well? Turned out he couldn't see that well.
March 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Pretty weird day when I find myself in agreement with the editorial board of the Wall Street Journal.
March 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
tea ftw 👍
February 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
"Sometimes a dog is allowed to have a gun"

-Jonathan Starwarse
February 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I plead guilty.
January 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
At first I read this as literally cover our eyes and teeth, see-no-evil style. (Your point is a good one, btw!)
December 31, 2024 at 3:49 AM
If you have to ask the answer is almost always yes.
December 29, 2024 at 7:19 AM