Neil Forcum
@bareandbearded.bsky.social
36 👴🏻
Scottish in Chicago 🏴🇺🇸
Scottish in Chicago 🏴🇺🇸
STONED STROKE SATURDAY!
Please excuse whatever my face is doing, spent the night stoned as fuck, still stoned (and horny) as fuck. I guess we’re hitting the ground running. Gotta get that HEAD start. 😬
Please excuse whatever my face is doing, spent the night stoned as fuck, still stoned (and horny) as fuck. I guess we’re hitting the ground running. Gotta get that HEAD start. 😬
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
STONED STROKE SATURDAY!
Please excuse whatever my face is doing, spent the night stoned as fuck, still stoned (and horny) as fuck. I guess we’re hitting the ground running. Gotta get that HEAD start. 😬
Please excuse whatever my face is doing, spent the night stoned as fuck, still stoned (and horny) as fuck. I guess we’re hitting the ground running. Gotta get that HEAD start. 😬
As usual I’m fat, I have a (little) cock, and it is Friday. I’m too tired to get fully hard and it’s really turning me on.
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
As usual I’m fat, I have a (little) cock, and it is Friday. I’m too tired to get fully hard and it’s really turning me on.
Thick Thursday!
Completely fucking knackered. Play with my dick for me while I lay in bed.
Completely fucking knackered. Play with my dick for me while I lay in bed.
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Thick Thursday!
Completely fucking knackered. Play with my dick for me while I lay in bed.
Completely fucking knackered. Play with my dick for me while I lay in bed.
It’s Twofer Tuesday!
Tummy
Tiddies
Tummy
Tiddies
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It’s Twofer Tuesday!
Tummy
Tiddies
Tummy
Tiddies
Minichrome Monday…
Brought to you by small dicks at good angles, and coffee that wasn’t good but is a necessity to function.
Brought to you by small dicks at good angles, and coffee that wasn’t good but is a necessity to function.
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Minichrome Monday…
Brought to you by small dicks at good angles, and coffee that wasn’t good but is a necessity to function.
Brought to you by small dicks at good angles, and coffee that wasn’t good but is a necessity to function.
It’s small, soft Sunday, and we’re having our first snow, so I’m drinking my coffee (DD), cranking the heat, and spending the morning playing with my soft dick, and then snuggling down for the rest of the day. It’s fucking cold.
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It’s small, soft Sunday, and we’re having our first snow, so I’m drinking my coffee (DD), cranking the heat, and spending the morning playing with my soft dick, and then snuggling down for the rest of the day. It’s fucking cold.
Tuesdays are for tummies, and tiddies.
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Tuesdays are for tummies, and tiddies.
Minichrome Monday is sponsored by…
Small dicks, single colors, bad angles, and getting way too high too function last night.
Small dicks, single colors, bad angles, and getting way too high too function last night.
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Minichrome Monday is sponsored by…
Small dicks, single colors, bad angles, and getting way too high too function last night.
Small dicks, single colors, bad angles, and getting way too high too function last night.
FAT COCK FRIDAY!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
Come skullfuck me and play with my little bone. Don’t ghost me, find a friend and spit roast me. I don’t want candy, now come give me a handy.
<insert additional Halloween puns here I’m too tired to think of right now because I’m pre-coffee>
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
Come skullfuck me and play with my little bone. Don’t ghost me, find a friend and spit roast me. I don’t want candy, now come give me a handy.
<insert additional Halloween puns here I’m too tired to think of right now because I’m pre-coffee>
October 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
FAT COCK FRIDAY!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
Come skullfuck me and play with my little bone. Don’t ghost me, find a friend and spit roast me. I don’t want candy, now come give me a handy.
<insert additional Halloween puns here I’m too tired to think of right now because I’m pre-coffee>
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
Come skullfuck me and play with my little bone. Don’t ghost me, find a friend and spit roast me. I don’t want candy, now come give me a handy.
<insert additional Halloween puns here I’m too tired to think of right now because I’m pre-coffee>
Thick Thursday.
I got way way too stoned last night (bad) and have woken up still high, and horny as fuck (good). All I wanna do today is lay in bed, and alternate between sleep and wanking over Daddies.
I got way way too stoned last night (bad) and have woken up still high, and horny as fuck (good). All I wanna do today is lay in bed, and alternate between sleep and wanking over Daddies.
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Thick Thursday.
I got way way too stoned last night (bad) and have woken up still high, and horny as fuck (good). All I wanna do today is lay in bed, and alternate between sleep and wanking over Daddies.
I got way way too stoned last night (bad) and have woken up still high, and horny as fuck (good). All I wanna do today is lay in bed, and alternate between sleep and wanking over Daddies.
Minichrome Monday again!
I have nothing witty to say, I’m gonna get some coffee and then I’m gonna stroke my little dick before the day starts. 🤷♂️
Have a good week!
I have nothing witty to say, I’m gonna get some coffee and then I’m gonna stroke my little dick before the day starts. 🤷♂️
Have a good week!
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Minichrome Monday again!
I have nothing witty to say, I’m gonna get some coffee and then I’m gonna stroke my little dick before the day starts. 🤷♂️
Have a good week!
I have nothing witty to say, I’m gonna get some coffee and then I’m gonna stroke my little dick before the day starts. 🤷♂️
Have a good week!
It’s Thick Thursday and thank god I am because it feels like 33 degrees outside.
We’re really curving into winter weather.
(See what I did there? Please clap)
We’re really curving into winter weather.
(See what I did there? Please clap)
October 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
It’s Thick Thursday and thank god I am because it feels like 33 degrees outside.
We’re really curving into winter weather.
(See what I did there? Please clap)
We’re really curving into winter weather.
(See what I did there? Please clap)
It’s Tuesday, we should totes like, Tummy.
(I’ve had a lot of espresso already)
(I’ve had a lot of espresso already)
October 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It’s Tuesday, we should totes like, Tummy.
(I’ve had a lot of espresso already)
(I’ve had a lot of espresso already)
Minichrome Monday.
It’s like a fusion of little dicks and single colors. Time to make it disappear in your hand.
It’s like a fusion of little dicks and single colors. Time to make it disappear in your hand.
October 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Minichrome Monday.
It’s like a fusion of little dicks and single colors. Time to make it disappear in your hand.
It’s like a fusion of little dicks and single colors. Time to make it disappear in your hand.
May your Thursday be thick, I really wanna play with your dick.
October 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
May your Thursday be thick, I really wanna play with your dick.
Tummy Tuesday.
Fucking exhausted. Busy few days. Hospital said I shouldn’t cum for at least 10 days. It’s been 28 hours and I’m already struggling to keep my hands off myself. Definitely do not send nudes to exacerbate that problem.
Fucking exhausted. Busy few days. Hospital said I shouldn’t cum for at least 10 days. It’s been 28 hours and I’m already struggling to keep my hands off myself. Definitely do not send nudes to exacerbate that problem.
October 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Tummy Tuesday.
Fucking exhausted. Busy few days. Hospital said I shouldn’t cum for at least 10 days. It’s been 28 hours and I’m already struggling to keep my hands off myself. Definitely do not send nudes to exacerbate that problem.
Fucking exhausted. Busy few days. Hospital said I shouldn’t cum for at least 10 days. It’s been 28 hours and I’m already struggling to keep my hands off myself. Definitely do not send nudes to exacerbate that problem.
Thick Thursday is sponsored by:
Shroom hangovers
Coffee
Very slightly curved small dicks
Shroom hangovers
Coffee
Very slightly curved small dicks
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Thick Thursday is sponsored by:
Shroom hangovers
Coffee
Very slightly curved small dicks
Shroom hangovers
Coffee
Very slightly curved small dicks
I get it’s soft Sunday or whatever but I’m high, absolutely fucking feral, and can’t stay off my dick. What a great way to round out an unexpectedly amazing weekend.
October 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I get it’s soft Sunday or whatever but I’m high, absolutely fucking feral, and can’t stay off my dick. What a great way to round out an unexpectedly amazing weekend.
As usual:
I am fat.
I have a little cock (and will cum like a motherfucker if you tell me to stroke it).
It is once again…FRIDAY!!!
Fat. Cock. Friday.
Time for coffee, and then maybe blow a load before I start the day.
I am fat.
I have a little cock (and will cum like a motherfucker if you tell me to stroke it).
It is once again…FRIDAY!!!
Fat. Cock. Friday.
Time for coffee, and then maybe blow a load before I start the day.
October 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
As usual:
I am fat.
I have a little cock (and will cum like a motherfucker if you tell me to stroke it).
It is once again…FRIDAY!!!
Fat. Cock. Friday.
Time for coffee, and then maybe blow a load before I start the day.
I am fat.
I have a little cock (and will cum like a motherfucker if you tell me to stroke it).
It is once again…FRIDAY!!!
Fat. Cock. Friday.
Time for coffee, and then maybe blow a load before I start the day.
Monochrome Monday!
There can be only one…pose and chrome.
There can be only one…pose and chrome.
September 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Monochrome Monday!
There can be only one…pose and chrome.
There can be only one…pose and chrome.
I’m fat ✔️
I have a little cock (which would look so hot disappearing in your hand) ✔️✔️
It’s Friday! ✔️✔️✔️
Fat. Cock. Friday. ✅
So ready to spend the weekend stoned and glued to my dick.
I have a little cock (which would look so hot disappearing in your hand) ✔️✔️
It’s Friday! ✔️✔️✔️
Fat. Cock. Friday. ✅
So ready to spend the weekend stoned and glued to my dick.
September 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I’m fat ✔️
I have a little cock (which would look so hot disappearing in your hand) ✔️✔️
It’s Friday! ✔️✔️✔️
Fat. Cock. Friday. ✅
So ready to spend the weekend stoned and glued to my dick.
I have a little cock (which would look so hot disappearing in your hand) ✔️✔️
It’s Friday! ✔️✔️✔️
Fat. Cock. Friday. ✅
So ready to spend the weekend stoned and glued to my dick.
Tuesdays are for Tummies…and also now shaving my head and trimming my beard cause lord. First though, I need coffee and cum.
September 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Tuesdays are for Tummies…and also now shaving my head and trimming my beard cause lord. First though, I need coffee and cum.
I’m fat.
I have a cummy little cock.
It’s Friday.
Fat cock Friday. Deal with it.
I have a cummy little cock.
It’s Friday.
Fat cock Friday. Deal with it.
September 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I’m fat.
I have a cummy little cock.
It’s Friday.
Fat cock Friday. Deal with it.
I have a cummy little cock.
It’s Friday.
Fat cock Friday. Deal with it.
Monochrome Monday. Stroke my little dick for me and let’s get coffee?
September 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Monochrome Monday. Stroke my little dick for me and let’s get coffee?
Thick Throwback Thursday, because I’m too tired to take a new pic.
Come stroke me, I wanna watch my dick disappear into your hand.
Come stroke me, I wanna watch my dick disappear into your hand.
September 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Thick Throwback Thursday, because I’m too tired to take a new pic.
Come stroke me, I wanna watch my dick disappear into your hand.
Come stroke me, I wanna watch my dick disappear into your hand.