Neil Forcum
@bareandbearded.bsky.social
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Neil Forcum
@bareandbearded.bsky.social
· Aug 11
I am stoned as fuck, no idea what my eyes are doing, but what a great end to Market Days.
Once more, I don’t usually get off when I go out so this one is for all the Daddies tonight. The ones who gave hugs, kisses, called me a good boy, offered compliments…and forced my head down on their cocks.
Once more, I don’t usually get off when I go out so this one is for all the Daddies tonight. The ones who gave hugs, kisses, called me a good boy, offered compliments…and forced my head down on their cocks.
Merry Christmas!
If Mother Nature won’t provide a white Christmas, whore bought is fine.
If Mother Nature won’t provide a white Christmas, whore bought is fine.
December 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Merry Christmas!
If Mother Nature won’t provide a white Christmas, whore bought is fine.
If Mother Nature won’t provide a white Christmas, whore bought is fine.
Seasons Breedings!
You know what they say…Grinchy socks, Grinchy box, so come slide down my chimney and fuck this attitude outta me.
You know what they say…Grinchy socks, Grinchy box, so come slide down my chimney and fuck this attitude outta me.
December 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Seasons Breedings!
You know what they say…Grinchy socks, Grinchy box, so come slide down my chimney and fuck this attitude outta me.
You know what they say…Grinchy socks, Grinchy box, so come slide down my chimney and fuck this attitude outta me.
It’s a very tired Tummy Tuesday, but I still managed to shoot a load on my belly so yay I guess?? I have nothing witty to say this morning, I’m fucking exhausted. Everyone have a good one.
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It’s a very tired Tummy Tuesday, but I still managed to shoot a load on my belly so yay I guess?? I have nothing witty to say this morning, I’m fucking exhausted. Everyone have a good one.
I wanna call this Minichrome Monday too but my dick is hard as fuck so we’re gonna go with…MONOCHROME MONDAY!!!
I am utterly fucking exhausted but apparently horny as fuck this morning. Damn my cock is hard as fuck. Not pictured…The metric fuckton of coffee on my bedside table. 🥱
I am utterly fucking exhausted but apparently horny as fuck this morning. Damn my cock is hard as fuck. Not pictured…The metric fuckton of coffee on my bedside table. 🥱
December 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I wanna call this Minichrome Monday too but my dick is hard as fuck so we’re gonna go with…MONOCHROME MONDAY!!!
I am utterly fucking exhausted but apparently horny as fuck this morning. Damn my cock is hard as fuck. Not pictured…The metric fuckton of coffee on my bedside table. 🥱
I am utterly fucking exhausted but apparently horny as fuck this morning. Damn my cock is hard as fuck. Not pictured…The metric fuckton of coffee on my bedside table. 🥱
A little weekend on site work to finish up and then I can go home and spend the day completely stoned and stroking my dick. Woohoo!
December 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
A little weekend on site work to finish up and then I can go home and spend the day completely stoned and stroking my dick. Woohoo!
Made it to the end of another week!
As usual, I am fat, I have a (little) cock, it’s Friday, so technically, it’s Fat Cock Friday but like the alternate interpretation one. Come show me what a real fat cock is, and what the day really means.
As usual, I am fat, I have a (little) cock, it’s Friday, so technically, it’s Fat Cock Friday but like the alternate interpretation one. Come show me what a real fat cock is, and what the day really means.
December 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Made it to the end of another week!
As usual, I am fat, I have a (little) cock, it’s Friday, so technically, it’s Fat Cock Friday but like the alternate interpretation one. Come show me what a real fat cock is, and what the day really means.
As usual, I am fat, I have a (little) cock, it’s Friday, so technically, it’s Fat Cock Friday but like the alternate interpretation one. Come show me what a real fat cock is, and what the day really means.
May your Thursday be the thickest…now come give me something thick in return. 😋
December 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
May your Thursday be the thickest…now come give me something thick in return. 😋
Tummy Tuesday!
One final day in the office before I get to go home and it’s back to regularly scheduled life and my usual singular angle 😜. Gonna get some coffee, as usual, then play with my little dick throughout the day and see how many loads I can blow before it’s over.
One final day in the office before I get to go home and it’s back to regularly scheduled life and my usual singular angle 😜. Gonna get some coffee, as usual, then play with my little dick throughout the day and see how many loads I can blow before it’s over.
December 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Tummy Tuesday!
One final day in the office before I get to go home and it’s back to regularly scheduled life and my usual singular angle 😜. Gonna get some coffee, as usual, then play with my little dick throughout the day and see how many loads I can blow before it’s over.
One final day in the office before I get to go home and it’s back to regularly scheduled life and my usual singular angle 😜. Gonna get some coffee, as usual, then play with my little dick throughout the day and see how many loads I can blow before it’s over.
MINICHROME MONDAY!
It’s cold but my office is toasty so it’s going to be a day of pantless meetings, and I’m already planning my afternoon wank and nap. Someone bring me coffee, I’ll suck you off as a thank you.
It’s cold but my office is toasty so it’s going to be a day of pantless meetings, and I’m already planning my afternoon wank and nap. Someone bring me coffee, I’ll suck you off as a thank you.
December 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
MINICHROME MONDAY!
It’s cold but my office is toasty so it’s going to be a day of pantless meetings, and I’m already planning my afternoon wank and nap. Someone bring me coffee, I’ll suck you off as a thank you.
It’s cold but my office is toasty so it’s going to be a day of pantless meetings, and I’m already planning my afternoon wank and nap. Someone bring me coffee, I’ll suck you off as a thank you.
Semi soft Saturday?
I am still not a fan of myself from this angle but fuck it, I’m not at home so let’s switch it up a little. I need to blow a load then snuggle back into bed. It’s fuckin cold outside…Probably be warmer if I put on some clothes but that’s nonsense talk!
I am still not a fan of myself from this angle but fuck it, I’m not at home so let’s switch it up a little. I need to blow a load then snuggle back into bed. It’s fuckin cold outside…Probably be warmer if I put on some clothes but that’s nonsense talk!
December 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Semi soft Saturday?
I am still not a fan of myself from this angle but fuck it, I’m not at home so let’s switch it up a little. I need to blow a load then snuggle back into bed. It’s fuckin cold outside…Probably be warmer if I put on some clothes but that’s nonsense talk!
I am still not a fan of myself from this angle but fuck it, I’m not at home so let’s switch it up a little. I need to blow a load then snuggle back into bed. It’s fuckin cold outside…Probably be warmer if I put on some clothes but that’s nonsense talk!
Fat. Cock. Friday.
Get your fat cock out, you got loads for me to suck out!
Get your fat cock out, you got loads for me to suck out!
December 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Fat. Cock. Friday.
Get your fat cock out, you got loads for me to suck out!
Get your fat cock out, you got loads for me to suck out!
THICK THURSDAY!
Though I haven’t slept yet so technically it’s still Wednesday I guess. My raised cock says, “Let’s play,” but my raised eyebrow says, “Why the fuck am I still awake?” My eyebrow is winning the battle.
Though I haven’t slept yet so technically it’s still Wednesday I guess. My raised cock says, “Let’s play,” but my raised eyebrow says, “Why the fuck am I still awake?” My eyebrow is winning the battle.
December 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
THICK THURSDAY!
Though I haven’t slept yet so technically it’s still Wednesday I guess. My raised cock says, “Let’s play,” but my raised eyebrow says, “Why the fuck am I still awake?” My eyebrow is winning the battle.
Though I haven’t slept yet so technically it’s still Wednesday I guess. My raised cock says, “Let’s play,” but my raised eyebrow says, “Why the fuck am I still awake?” My eyebrow is winning the battle.
Tummy Tuesday…tired edition.
Choke me, Daddy. (Out, so I can nap)
Choke me, Daddy. (Out, so I can nap)
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Tummy Tuesday…tired edition.
Choke me, Daddy. (Out, so I can nap)
Choke me, Daddy. (Out, so I can nap)
Minichrome Monday!
Shot a quick load, and now that I’ve made a messpresso, it’s time for espresso. 😬
Shot a quick load, and now that I’ve made a messpresso, it’s time for espresso. 😬
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Minichrome Monday!
Shot a quick load, and now that I’ve made a messpresso, it’s time for espresso. 😬
Shot a quick load, and now that I’ve made a messpresso, it’s time for espresso. 😬
Stroke it Sunday, or whatever.
Time to jerk my dick, get coffee, then do nothing all day because it’s a winter hellscape outside. I’m not leaving the house so how about your dick doesn’t leave my mouth?
Time to jerk my dick, get coffee, then do nothing all day because it’s a winter hellscape outside. I’m not leaving the house so how about your dick doesn’t leave my mouth?
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Stroke it Sunday, or whatever.
Time to jerk my dick, get coffee, then do nothing all day because it’s a winter hellscape outside. I’m not leaving the house so how about your dick doesn’t leave my mouth?
Time to jerk my dick, get coffee, then do nothing all day because it’s a winter hellscape outside. I’m not leaving the house so how about your dick doesn’t leave my mouth?
Soft Cock Saturday now I guess?
I have no idea what my face is doing here but here’s my soft little dick, on Saturday. Do I win a prize?
I have no idea what my face is doing here but here’s my soft little dick, on Saturday. Do I win a prize?
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Soft Cock Saturday now I guess?
I have no idea what my face is doing here but here’s my soft little dick, on Saturday. Do I win a prize?
I have no idea what my face is doing here but here’s my soft little dick, on Saturday. Do I win a prize?
I’m Fat?
I have a Cock?
It is Friday?
Check, check, and check.
Guess that means it’s Fat Cock Friday again! Come gimme your fat cock.
I have a Cock?
It is Friday?
Check, check, and check.
Guess that means it’s Fat Cock Friday again! Come gimme your fat cock.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I’m Fat?
I have a Cock?
It is Friday?
Check, check, and check.
Guess that means it’s Fat Cock Friday again! Come gimme your fat cock.
I have a Cock?
It is Friday?
Check, check, and check.
Guess that means it’s Fat Cock Friday again! Come gimme your fat cock.
Thick Thursday!
Throat Thursday? I could definitely use something down mine. (Please give me coffee first, then skull fuck me)
Throat Thursday? I could definitely use something down mine. (Please give me coffee first, then skull fuck me)
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Thick Thursday!
Throat Thursday? I could definitely use something down mine. (Please give me coffee first, then skull fuck me)
Throat Thursday? I could definitely use something down mine. (Please give me coffee first, then skull fuck me)
Tummy Tuesday!
It’s amazing how a man sending a picture and strategically placing the crease of his thigh in the frame makes me cum so damn hard.
It’s amazing how a man sending a picture and strategically placing the crease of his thigh in the frame makes me cum so damn hard.
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Tummy Tuesday!
It’s amazing how a man sending a picture and strategically placing the crease of his thigh in the frame makes me cum so damn hard.
It’s amazing how a man sending a picture and strategically placing the crease of his thigh in the frame makes me cum so damn hard.
Minichrome Monday!
I’ve got my D*nkin, now it’s time for spunkin’.
(I am sorry, I had to.)
I’ve got my D*nkin, now it’s time for spunkin’.
(I am sorry, I had to.)
December 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Minichrome Monday!
I’ve got my D*nkin, now it’s time for spunkin’.
(I am sorry, I had to.)
I’ve got my D*nkin, now it’s time for spunkin’.
(I am sorry, I had to.)
It’s small dick Sunday I guess, and I’m gonna spend the evening laying in bed stroking my little dick. It’s cold and snowy outside, the perfect type of evening to just spend naked in bed.
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It’s small dick Sunday I guess, and I’m gonna spend the evening laying in bed stroking my little dick. It’s cold and snowy outside, the perfect type of evening to just spend naked in bed.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Pun time…
Candy these yams. Stuff this turkey. Mash these potatoes. Sauce these cranberries. Pump-in this pie. Glaze my sweet rolls. Butter these buns. Gimme something to gobble. And last but certainly not least…SpatchCOCK me, Daddy.
*bow*
You’re welcome. HAVE A GREAT DAY!
Pun time…
Candy these yams. Stuff this turkey. Mash these potatoes. Sauce these cranberries. Pump-in this pie. Glaze my sweet rolls. Butter these buns. Gimme something to gobble. And last but certainly not least…SpatchCOCK me, Daddy.
*bow*
You’re welcome. HAVE A GREAT DAY!
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Pun time…
Candy these yams. Stuff this turkey. Mash these potatoes. Sauce these cranberries. Pump-in this pie. Glaze my sweet rolls. Butter these buns. Gimme something to gobble. And last but certainly not least…SpatchCOCK me, Daddy.
*bow*
You’re welcome. HAVE A GREAT DAY!
Pun time…
Candy these yams. Stuff this turkey. Mash these potatoes. Sauce these cranberries. Pump-in this pie. Glaze my sweet rolls. Butter these buns. Gimme something to gobble. And last but certainly not least…SpatchCOCK me, Daddy.
*bow*
You’re welcome. HAVE A GREAT DAY!
One day I will actually have an ass (not fishing, just stating a fact), but in the meantime…
Bawls!
Bawls!
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
One day I will actually have an ass (not fishing, just stating a fact), but in the meantime…
Bawls!
Bawls!
…Monochrome Monday.
This weekend I discovered I’m now single by him untagged himself from the FB relationship status, after blowing me off and ghosting me sooo ✌️. Thats a really fucked up way to break up with someone, and I just need some validation please. Thanks. Sorry to bring my real life here.
This weekend I discovered I’m now single by him untagged himself from the FB relationship status, after blowing me off and ghosting me sooo ✌️. Thats a really fucked up way to break up with someone, and I just need some validation please. Thanks. Sorry to bring my real life here.
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
…Monochrome Monday.
This weekend I discovered I’m now single by him untagged himself from the FB relationship status, after blowing me off and ghosting me sooo ✌️. Thats a really fucked up way to break up with someone, and I just need some validation please. Thanks. Sorry to bring my real life here.
This weekend I discovered I’m now single by him untagged himself from the FB relationship status, after blowing me off and ghosting me sooo ✌️. Thats a really fucked up way to break up with someone, and I just need some validation please. Thanks. Sorry to bring my real life here.
Fat Flaccid Cock Friday?
I’m fat.
My little dick is soft.
It’s Friday.
Fat. Flaccid Cock. Friday. I need coffee, breakfast, cuddles, and maybe to be held down and forcibly made to cum despite being soft.
I’m fat.
My little dick is soft.
It’s Friday.
Fat. Flaccid Cock. Friday. I need coffee, breakfast, cuddles, and maybe to be held down and forcibly made to cum despite being soft.
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Fat Flaccid Cock Friday?
I’m fat.
My little dick is soft.
It’s Friday.
Fat. Flaccid Cock. Friday. I need coffee, breakfast, cuddles, and maybe to be held down and forcibly made to cum despite being soft.
I’m fat.
My little dick is soft.
It’s Friday.
Fat. Flaccid Cock. Friday. I need coffee, breakfast, cuddles, and maybe to be held down and forcibly made to cum despite being soft.