none of my thoughts about joey are normal. like. there's nothing really happening here besides just him existing and i would absolute go to the 9's for this man

best believe until my jaw locks

the way that this man could have me do almost anything and i wouldn't even argue i'd just ask if i'm doing a good job

another joey post because i'm particularly thirsty today. this hair and beard combo is unmatched. 😩 god help me.

i'd climb this man like a goddamn tree

joey with his shirt like this in the variety interview would have me on my knees so fast i'd bruise them

i shouldn't say it. should i say it? ok, i'll say it. i want joey's hands to leave impressions on my neck.

this photo of joey makes me positively FERAL. does he need a dog? because i can bark 🧎🏻‍♀️

getting this out of my system rq but god these photos of joey make me absolutely feral