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29 Bi INFP || She/They || 🔞 || "The Fool jingled miserably across the floor". - Terry Pratchett ||unhinged Joey Batey thirst dump
i wanna show joey how an alt girl gets down iykyk
November 3, 2023 at 11:06 PM
i wanna show joey how an alt girl gets down iykyk
joey has me parched and starving
November 2, 2023 at 4:39 PM
joey has me parched and starving
the new photo of joey sent me thru the fcking roof.
October 31, 2023 at 11:16 PM
the new photo of joey sent me thru the fcking roof.
okay but hear me out: joey wearing the scream mask
October 29, 2023 at 7:11 PM
okay but hear me out: joey wearing the scream mask
if joey said markiplier's "you better bark like you want it" i would descend straight into hell in the best of ways for him
October 28, 2023 at 4:50 PM
if joey said markiplier's "you better bark like you want it" i would descend straight into hell in the best of ways for him
i'd treat joey so good he'd be seeing the seven cosmos
October 26, 2023 at 5:05 PM
i'd treat joey so good he'd be seeing the seven cosmos
i want joey in a fashion that is detrimental to feminism. he could disrespect me and i'd thank him from the bottom of my heart.
October 24, 2023 at 8:35 PM
i want joey in a fashion that is detrimental to feminism. he could disrespect me and i'd thank him from the bottom of my heart.
sigh the things i want to do for joey with sleep token playing in the background
October 15, 2023 at 11:10 PM
sigh the things i want to do for joey with sleep token playing in the background
none of my thoughts about joey are normal. like. there's nothing really happening here besides just him existing and i would absolute go to the 9's for this man
October 14, 2023 at 5:43 PM
none of my thoughts about joey are normal. like. there's nothing really happening here besides just him existing and i would absolute go to the 9's for this man
the song nasty by russ but instead it's joey saying it to me
October 12, 2023 at 8:15 PM
the song nasty by russ but instead it's joey saying it to me
the way i'd get absolutely nasty for joey if he just asked me
October 10, 2023 at 7:24 PM
the way i'd get absolutely nasty for joey if he just asked me
i want joey to kiss me like jaskier kissed radovid in the shack
October 10, 2023 at 2:00 AM
i want joey to kiss me like jaskier kissed radovid in the shack
best believe until my jaw locks
October 9, 2023 at 2:27 PM
best believe until my jaw locks
i'm down so bad for joey it's fucking insane he has me in a goddamn chokehold and he doesn't even know it
October 9, 2023 at 1:28 AM
i'm down so bad for joey it's fucking insane he has me in a goddamn chokehold and he doesn't even know it
the way that this man could have me do almost anything and i wouldn't even argue i'd just ask if i'm doing a good job
October 8, 2023 at 3:34 PM
the way that this man could have me do almost anything and i wouldn't even argue i'd just ask if i'm doing a good job
another joey post because i'm particularly thirsty today. this hair and beard combo is unmatched. 😩 god help me.
October 7, 2023 at 7:14 PM
another joey post because i'm particularly thirsty today. this hair and beard combo is unmatched. 😩 god help me.
i'd climb this man like a goddamn tree
October 7, 2023 at 3:52 PM
i'd climb this man like a goddamn tree
joey with his shirt like this in the variety interview would have me on my knees so fast i'd bruise them
October 6, 2023 at 9:12 PM
joey with his shirt like this in the variety interview would have me on my knees so fast i'd bruise them
this morning's mood is brought to you by a combination of joey and "lollipop" by framing hanley
October 5, 2023 at 2:29 PM
this morning's mood is brought to you by a combination of joey and "lollipop" by framing hanley
if joey finds my twt, that's fine. i'm like 95% respectable about him on there.
if joey finds this page, i will delete myself off the internet because god knows that the poor, sweet man does not need to know the depravity that revolves inside the abysmal abyss that is within my cranium
if joey finds this page, i will delete myself off the internet because god knows that the poor, sweet man does not need to know the depravity that revolves inside the abysmal abyss that is within my cranium
October 4, 2023 at 9:55 PM
if joey finds my twt, that's fine. i'm like 95% respectable about him on there.
if joey finds this page, i will delete myself off the internet because god knows that the poor, sweet man does not need to know the depravity that revolves inside the abysmal abyss that is within my cranium
if joey finds this page, i will delete myself off the internet because god knows that the poor, sweet man does not need to know the depravity that revolves inside the abysmal abyss that is within my cranium
what is it about joey wearing rings
October 4, 2023 at 8:40 PM
what is it about joey wearing rings
Reposted by 𝕓𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕝𝕖𝕥 🌼
i shouldn't say it. should i say it? ok, i'll say it. i want joey's hands to leave impressions on my neck.
October 4, 2023 at 5:47 PM
i shouldn't say it. should i say it? ok, i'll say it. i want joey's hands to leave impressions on my neck.
joey wearing chain necklaces 🤤
October 4, 2023 at 12:10 AM
joey wearing chain necklaces 🤤
i wear a black choker on the regular but joey's hands would look a lot better on my neck
October 3, 2023 at 4:14 PM
i wear a black choker on the regular but joey's hands would look a lot better on my neck