Jay 🌻
@bard-inspirjaytion.bsky.social
she/they, 🇨🇦, CHA-caster, early 30s. storyteller, painter, cat lady, gamer. has all the structural stability of a jenga tower made of jello.
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Jay 🌻
@bard-inspirjaytion.bsky.social
· Jun 10
We're doing art vs artist? Here you go! I've been on a huge acrylic kick the past six months, and also playing too much FromSoft. #myart #painter #artvsartist
"Time cast a spell on you--"
Nah babe, sorry, that one was all me. And if you've got an issue with it, I've got REAL bad news about what's gonna happen when I'm done following you down.
Nah babe, sorry, that one was all me. And if you've got an issue with it, I've got REAL bad news about what's gonna happen when I'm done following you down.
September 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"Time cast a spell on you--"
Nah babe, sorry, that one was all me. And if you've got an issue with it, I've got REAL bad news about what's gonna happen when I'm done following you down.
Nah babe, sorry, that one was all me. And if you've got an issue with it, I've got REAL bad news about what's gonna happen when I'm done following you down.
They couldn't give us the Legendary Stalker and expect me to NOT fall in love at first sight. Simply wasn't gonna happen.
#LiesofP #LoPOverture #fanart (acrylic with pencil)
#LiesofP #LoPOverture #fanart (acrylic with pencil)
September 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
They couldn't give us the Legendary Stalker and expect me to NOT fall in love at first sight. Simply wasn't gonna happen.
#LiesofP #LoPOverture #fanart (acrylic with pencil)
#LiesofP #LoPOverture #fanart (acrylic with pencil)
There goes my "sell curses on Etsy" back-up plan.
Apparently now folks are actually gonna expect those to deliver, huh.
Apparently now folks are actually gonna expect those to deliver, huh.
September 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
There goes my "sell curses on Etsy" back-up plan.
Apparently now folks are actually gonna expect those to deliver, huh.
Apparently now folks are actually gonna expect those to deliver, huh.
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Losing my mind laughing at how irresponsible it is of Chappell Roan to tell the lesbians to romanticize moving to Saskatchewan.
Girl, there's like seven or eight of us out there, and they all live a four-hour drive apart.
Girl, there's like seven or eight of us out there, and they all live a four-hour drive apart.
August 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Losing my mind laughing at how irresponsible it is of Chappell Roan to tell the lesbians to romanticize moving to Saskatchewan.
Girl, there's like seven or eight of us out there, and they all live a four-hour drive apart.
Girl, there's like seven or eight of us out there, and they all live a four-hour drive apart.
Look at this fucking thing.
July 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Look at this fucking thing.
Experiments with acrylic, based on George-Daniel Tudorache's classes. Much looser style then my norm, but I'm obsessed with the more evocative colors.
July 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Experiments with acrylic, based on George-Daniel Tudorache's classes. Much looser style then my norm, but I'm obsessed with the more evocative colors.
Reddit is a free website. #Nightreign
June 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Reddit is a free website. #Nightreign
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June 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Before and after last night's work with some oil pencils and a highlighting gel pen. Well worth the time, I think?
June 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Before and after last night's work with some oil pencils and a highlighting gel pen. Well worth the time, I think?
We're doing art vs artist? Here you go! I've been on a huge acrylic kick the past six months, and also playing too much FromSoft. #myart #painter #artvsartist
June 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
We're doing art vs artist? Here you go! I've been on a huge acrylic kick the past six months, and also playing too much FromSoft. #myart #painter #artvsartist
"I've had quite enough of all the ceremony. Now I'm ready to get my hands dirty."
So, #Nightreign is pretty good, huh?
(acrylic and pencil study of The Duchess, from #EldenRing Nightreign)
#myart
So, #Nightreign is pretty good, huh?
(acrylic and pencil study of The Duchess, from #EldenRing Nightreign)
#myart
June 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
"I've had quite enough of all the ceremony. Now I'm ready to get my hands dirty."
So, #Nightreign is pretty good, huh?
(acrylic and pencil study of The Duchess, from #EldenRing Nightreign)
#myart
So, #Nightreign is pretty good, huh?
(acrylic and pencil study of The Duchess, from #EldenRing Nightreign)
#myart
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ah, shit, that was my last hit. hey gang, im downed! i got ult, so i really need a rez. uhm- yyeah i need you to hurt me. thats the only way i can get up. you have to- i need both of you to beat me.
June 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
ah, shit, that was my last hit. hey gang, im downed! i got ult, so i really need a rez. uhm- yyeah i need you to hurt me. thats the only way i can get up. you have to- i need both of you to beat me.
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The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
Apple blossoms for my mother's birthday!
May 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Apple blossoms for my mother's birthday!
I love you, Taylor, but if my partner referred to me as behaving like a "tattooed golden retriever" in a song, I might have to break up on principle.
May 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I love you, Taylor, but if my partner referred to me as behaving like a "tattooed golden retriever" in a song, I might have to break up on principle.
Creature status:
Managed to weasel the pantry door open while I was napping. Absolutely GORGED himself on kibble in there. Visibly rotund. Regrets none of his behaviour.
Managed to weasel the pantry door open while I was napping. Absolutely GORGED himself on kibble in there. Visibly rotund. Regrets none of his behaviour.
May 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Creature status:
Managed to weasel the pantry door open while I was napping. Absolutely GORGED himself on kibble in there. Visibly rotund. Regrets none of his behaviour.
Managed to weasel the pantry door open while I was napping. Absolutely GORGED himself on kibble in there. Visibly rotund. Regrets none of his behaviour.
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I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
May 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
Nah, it's cool, the smears of blood on the wall of the bus really add a level of environmental storytelling to the daily commute.
May 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Nah, it's cool, the smears of blood on the wall of the bus really add a level of environmental storytelling to the daily commute.
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May 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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"Open the window, Janice, bit of a situation here"
April 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
"Open the window, Janice, bit of a situation here"
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Lmao. This is truly the funniest outcome.
April 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Lmao. This is truly the funniest outcome.
Wait shit, nobody TOLD me autistic people can't pay taxes! Am I gonna get reimbursed for the decades I've paid into the system, or is that an America-only thing?
Like, I'm sure they don't want my money anyways. It's got autism cooties all over it, and apparently now those are fucking contagious. 🤦
Like, I'm sure they don't want my money anyways. It's got autism cooties all over it, and apparently now those are fucking contagious. 🤦
April 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Wait shit, nobody TOLD me autistic people can't pay taxes! Am I gonna get reimbursed for the decades I've paid into the system, or is that an America-only thing?
Like, I'm sure they don't want my money anyways. It's got autism cooties all over it, and apparently now those are fucking contagious. 🤦
Like, I'm sure they don't want my money anyways. It's got autism cooties all over it, and apparently now those are fucking contagious. 🤦
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Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.
April 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.