〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ
@barbiewired.bsky.social
'𝗖𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙣𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣,
𝗜 𝗮𝗶𝗻'𝘁 𝗻𝗼 𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙙 .ᐟ
ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🪽་༘࿐
𝗜 𝗮𝗶𝗻'𝘁 𝗻𝗼 𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙙 .ᐟ
ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🪽་༘࿐
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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ
@barbiewired.bsky.social
· Sep 28
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𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗜'𝗺 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮,
𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙚,
𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗼𝗱𝘀,
𝙄'𝙢 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙤𝙧 .ᐟ
𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗜'𝗺 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮,
𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙚,
𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗼𝗱𝘀,
𝙄'𝙢 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙤𝙧 .ᐟ
Heeey, Marj!
[ Aaaand she's beelining for inside the house! ]
Babes before bros! Laterrrr!
[ Aaaand she's beelining for inside the house! ]
Babes before bros! Laterrrr!
October 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Heeey, Marj!
[ Aaaand she's beelining for inside the house! ]
Babes before bros! Laterrrr!
[ Aaaand she's beelining for inside the house! ]
Babes before bros! Laterrrr!
[ Aaaand yanking the truck into park in front of Tolkiens house. Turning around in her seat, ]
– I swear to God, if you guys step on Potluck while getting out, it's so over for you.
[ Turning back to get out of the truck! ]
– I swear to God, if you guys step on Potluck while getting out, it's so over for you.
[ Turning back to get out of the truck! ]
October 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
[ Aaaand yanking the truck into park in front of Tolkiens house. Turning around in her seat, ]
– I swear to God, if you guys step on Potluck while getting out, it's so over for you.
[ Turning back to get out of the truck! ]
– I swear to God, if you guys step on Potluck while getting out, it's so over for you.
[ Turning back to get out of the truck! ]
// OKAY did some dishes teehee
October 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
// OKAY did some dishes teehee
twenty bucks clyde is the first to puke tonight
October 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
twenty bucks clyde is the first to puke tonight
[ SNRK ? ! reaching back to return the punch, though clearly amused. ]
( oooh, trust, dude, everyone'll be seeing what i have after a few shots, ) [ CACKLE! ]
( oooh, trust, dude, everyone'll be seeing what i have after a few shots, ) [ CACKLE! ]
October 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
[ SNRK ? ! reaching back to return the punch, though clearly amused. ]
( oooh, trust, dude, everyone'll be seeing what i have after a few shots, ) [ CACKLE! ]
( oooh, trust, dude, everyone'll be seeing what i have after a few shots, ) [ CACKLE! ]
surprised you know anything about those, [ snickering. calming down now. ]
October 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
surprised you know anything about those, [ snickering. calming down now. ]
i DO have a girlfriend, and she's HOT, and i'd REALLY like to see her now. which can only happen if you two gays get IN my truck. ( 🙄 )
October 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i DO have a girlfriend, and she's HOT, and i'd REALLY like to see her now. which can only happen if you two gays get IN my truck. ( 🙄 )
[ HOOOOONK! ]
YEAAAAH, SURE, DUDE!
[ CUPPING HAND AROUND HER MOUTH, MIMICKING CALLING SOMEONE OVER AN INTERCOM, ]
'CAN WE GET BOYF AND RIEND DOWN TO THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE, PLEASE? BOYF AND RIEND!'
YEAAAAH, SURE, DUDE!
[ CUPPING HAND AROUND HER MOUTH, MIMICKING CALLING SOMEONE OVER AN INTERCOM, ]
'CAN WE GET BOYF AND RIEND DOWN TO THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE, PLEASE? BOYF AND RIEND!'
October 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
[ HOOOOONK! ]
YEAAAAH, SURE, DUDE!
[ CUPPING HAND AROUND HER MOUTH, MIMICKING CALLING SOMEONE OVER AN INTERCOM, ]
'CAN WE GET BOYF AND RIEND DOWN TO THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE, PLEASE? BOYF AND RIEND!'
YEAAAAH, SURE, DUDE!
[ CUPPING HAND AROUND HER MOUTH, MIMICKING CALLING SOMEONE OVER AN INTERCOM, ]
'CAN WE GET BOYF AND RIEND DOWN TO THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE, PLEASE? BOYF AND RIEND!'
[ Very quickly sitting up straighter, lips pulling into a semi - pout. ]
I drive safely / all / the time, dude, c'mon! Do NOT deprive me of snacks!
I drive safely / all / the time, dude, c'mon! Do NOT deprive me of snacks!
[Sitting in the flatbed of the truck in her fairy costume, with all of the snacks she's baked for this occasion. . .]
Drive safely, Barbie, or you get nothing I've made!
[She calls up to the front.]
Drive safely, Barbie, or you get nothing I've made!
[She calls up to the front.]
[ LOUDLY HONKING LA CUCARACHA HORN FROM HER BEAT UP TRUCK. LEANING OUT THE WINDOW, ]
– CAN YOU GUYS MAKE OUT IN THE BACKSEAT OR SOMETHING? IF WE'RE LATE, ALL THE GOOD BEER IS GONNA BE GONE. C'MOOOOON.
[ HOOOOONK. ]
– CAN YOU GUYS MAKE OUT IN THE BACKSEAT OR SOMETHING? IF WE'RE LATE, ALL THE GOOD BEER IS GONNA BE GONE. C'MOOOOON.
[ HOOOOONK. ]
October 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
[ Very quickly sitting up straighter, lips pulling into a semi - pout. ]
I drive safely / all / the time, dude, c'mon! Do NOT deprive me of snacks!
I drive safely / all / the time, dude, c'mon! Do NOT deprive me of snacks!
// love the idea of barbie driving everyone everywhere very funny to me. "you got gas money? alright, get in,"
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
// love the idea of barbie driving everyone everywhere very funny to me. "you got gas money? alright, get in,"
[ LOUDLY HONKING LA CUCARACHA HORN FROM HER BEAT UP TRUCK. LEANING OUT THE WINDOW, ]
– CAN YOU GUYS MAKE OUT IN THE BACKSEAT OR SOMETHING? IF WE'RE LATE, ALL THE GOOD BEER IS GONNA BE GONE. C'MOOOOON.
[ HOOOOONK. ]
– CAN YOU GUYS MAKE OUT IN THE BACKSEAT OR SOMETHING? IF WE'RE LATE, ALL THE GOOD BEER IS GONNA BE GONE. C'MOOOOON.
[ HOOOOONK. ]
October 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
[ LOUDLY HONKING LA CUCARACHA HORN FROM HER BEAT UP TRUCK. LEANING OUT THE WINDOW, ]
– CAN YOU GUYS MAKE OUT IN THE BACKSEAT OR SOMETHING? IF WE'RE LATE, ALL THE GOOD BEER IS GONNA BE GONE. C'MOOOOON.
[ HOOOOONK. ]
– CAN YOU GUYS MAKE OUT IN THE BACKSEAT OR SOMETHING? IF WE'RE LATE, ALL THE GOOD BEER IS GONNA BE GONE. C'MOOOOON.
[ HOOOOONK. ]
[ Oh, don't worry, she'll find a million other ways to make fun of him. Like, for instance, ]
– and we're sure this is you making fun of Clyde and NOT you finding out Marj likes werewolves?
[ WICKED grin. ]
– and we're sure this is you making fun of Clyde and NOT you finding out Marj likes werewolves?
[ WICKED grin. ]
I wanted to make fun of Clyde. This is exactly what he'll look like in 20 years. Like fuckin' Teen Wolf. Lice'll be worth it for the bit.
[Slicking back his hair, for once not doing fingerguns because his twin would see and she'd definitely make fun of him.]
[Slicking back his hair, for once not doing fingerguns because his twin would see and she'd definitely make fun of him.]
[ Snorting! ]
Dude, bro, I told you. Werewolf was NOT the choice. You're gonna get lice or some shit.
Dude, bro, I told you. Werewolf was NOT the choice. You're gonna get lice or some shit.
October 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
[ Oh, don't worry, she'll find a million other ways to make fun of him. Like, for instance, ]
– and we're sure this is you making fun of Clyde and NOT you finding out Marj likes werewolves?
[ WICKED grin. ]
– and we're sure this is you making fun of Clyde and NOT you finding out Marj likes werewolves?
[ WICKED grin. ]
[ Hands on her hips now, she turns towards Henrietta. An eyebrow raises playfully, as she tries not to laugh. ]
Well, y'know, given the fact that / very few / people come over, and even LESS know the best ways to manipulate me . .
Well, y'know, given the fact that / very few / people come over, and even LESS know the best ways to manipulate me . .
What, you think /I've/ been sneaking over to teach her how to get whatever she desires?
[A fake offended gasp, though still in a bleak-sounding monotone.]
Nonsensical. Absolute hogwash.
[A fake offended gasp, though still in a bleak-sounding monotone.]
Nonsensical. Absolute hogwash.
[ Haphazardly adjusting her cheap costume, staring in the mirror. While also sneaking glances at Henrietta with a grin. ]
– think that's / really / obvious, babe, let's be real, [ snicker! ]
– think that's / really / obvious, babe, let's be real, [ snicker! ]
October 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
[ Hands on her hips now, she turns towards Henrietta. An eyebrow raises playfully, as she tries not to laugh. ]
Well, y'know, given the fact that / very few / people come over, and even LESS know the best ways to manipulate me . .
Well, y'know, given the fact that / very few / people come over, and even LESS know the best ways to manipulate me . .
// PARTY AT TOLKIENS HOUSE GONE WRONG SUPER SCARY NOT CLICKBAIT REAL ZOMBIES
October 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
// PARTY AT TOLKIENS HOUSE GONE WRONG SUPER SCARY NOT CLICKBAIT REAL ZOMBIES
// welcome back twins barbie and kenny /silly
October 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
// welcome back twins barbie and kenny /silly
[ Snorting! ]
Dude, bro, I told you. Werewolf was NOT the choice. You're gonna get lice or some shit.
Dude, bro, I told you. Werewolf was NOT the choice. You're gonna get lice or some shit.
dude, fuck fake fur. . . this shit's hella itchy, man.
[Adjusting his teen wolf make up for tonight's Halloween party. . . ough.]
[Adjusting his teen wolf make up for tonight's Halloween party. . . ough.]
October 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
[ Snorting! ]
Dude, bro, I told you. Werewolf was NOT the choice. You're gonna get lice or some shit.
Dude, bro, I told you. Werewolf was NOT the choice. You're gonna get lice or some shit.
[ Haphazardly adjusting her cheap costume, staring in the mirror. While also sneaking glances at Henrietta with a grin. ]
– think that's / really / obvious, babe, let's be real, [ snicker! ]
– think that's / really / obvious, babe, let's be real, [ snicker! ]
Me too. She'll be a real boss ass bitch someday...
[Sprawled out on her gothic loveseat, cigarette in holder betwixt beautifully manicured black-painted fingers.]
Wonder where she got that from. . .
[Sprawled out on her gothic loveseat, cigarette in holder betwixt beautifully manicured black-painted fingers.]
Wonder where she got that from. . .
i'm so proud of her manipulation skills.
October 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
[ Haphazardly adjusting her cheap costume, staring in the mirror. While also sneaking glances at Henrietta with a grin. ]
– think that's / really / obvious, babe, let's be real, [ snicker! ]
– think that's / really / obvious, babe, let's be real, [ snicker! ]
October 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
// "is you" i meant 'if you' but whatevs /silly
October 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
// "is you" i meant 'if you' but whatevs /silly
kare said, and i quote, 'barb is you actually genuinely love me you'll dress up as rapunzel for halloween', and so here we are.
October 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
kare said, and i quote, 'barb is you actually genuinely love me you'll dress up as rapunzel for halloween', and so here we are.
// south park fans are insane. hello beautiful
October 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
// south park fans are insane. hello beautiful
( 😲 )
. . oh, you BITCH. That was cunty, but still, fuck you.
. . oh, you BITCH. That was cunty, but still, fuck you.
[ .... They promptly do a cunty pose and hair flip. ]
[ Whole flow. ]
[ Whole flow. ]
– ? ?
I KNEW SOMEONE STOLE MY DRESS. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO STEAL MY WHOLE FLOW?
I KNEW SOMEONE STOLE MY DRESS. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO STEAL MY WHOLE FLOW?
October 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
( 😲 )
. . oh, you BITCH. That was cunty, but still, fuck you.
. . oh, you BITCH. That was cunty, but still, fuck you.
– ? ?
I KNEW SOMEONE STOLE MY DRESS. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO STEAL MY WHOLE FLOW?
I KNEW SOMEONE STOLE MY DRESS. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO STEAL MY WHOLE FLOW?
@barbiewired.bsky.social [ wearing the princess Kenny dress. ] [ well. one of us is going to have to change. ]
October 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
– ? ?
I KNEW SOMEONE STOLE MY DRESS. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO STEAL MY WHOLE FLOW?
I KNEW SOMEONE STOLE MY DRESS. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO STEAL MY WHOLE FLOW?
[ very clearly trying not to laugh, as she bites down on her lower lip. ]
– not a very nice question to ask, wends. in fact, my feelings? kinda hurt!
– not a very nice question to ask, wends. in fact, my feelings? kinda hurt!
( opening her mouth. closing it. opening it again )
. . . what is wrong with you --
. . . what is wrong with you --
[ huge, mischievous grin. clearly waiting for any sort of response. ]
October 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
[ very clearly trying not to laugh, as she bites down on her lower lip. ]
– not a very nice question to ask, wends. in fact, my feelings? kinda hurt!
– not a very nice question to ask, wends. in fact, my feelings? kinda hurt!