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HENRIETTA.
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Time to die, poseurs. . .
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(Henrietta Biggle RP account, scribbled by shiloh / g.)
(sprp / ms with chem.)
(timeline flexible, but 18+ timeline preferred.)
(n/sfw, dark topics and language breached.)

#SPRP // #SOUTHPARKRP
a cartoon character from south park is reading a book and smoking a cigarette and says " leave me alone "
ALT: a cartoon character from south park is reading a book and smoking a cigarette and says " leave me alone "
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[Can hear her girlfriend and her motley crew all the way from the porch of Tolkien's.]
October 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
. . . Yeah, you're right. It was me. I take full credit.

[Reclining back more, puffing on cigarette.]
[ Hands on her hips now, she turns towards Henrietta. An eyebrow raises playfully, as she tries not to laugh. ]

Well, y'know, given the fact that / very few / people come over, and even LESS know the best ways to manipulate me . .
What, you think /I've/ been sneaking over to teach her how to get whatever she desires?

[A fake offended gasp, though still in a bleak-sounding monotone.]

Nonsensical. Absolute hogwash.
October 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It won't turn on unless you pull the chord 3 or more times. That thing's older than dirt, so it'll be hard to even get it to purposefully turn on.

[She tries to assuage the other's concerns, peeking over her shoulder at Marjoine.]
[ Pausing, she glances down at the chainsaw. Well . . ]

It . . wouldn't HURT to have a lil' protection, right? Just in case?

[ Picking up the chainsaw carefully, as if scared it'll turn on! ]
You won't swing it, just rev the fucking thing, it ought to scare any pervert off.

[If her dad being PC Principal wasn't enough of a scare...Applying her own lipstick. The better to pepper her girlfriend Barbie in kisses with.]

It isn't too late to switch out for a fake one, though.
October 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
[Fully decked out in her Sea Witch Ursula costume, sat on the couch of Tolkien's place, waiting for this party to start. She has a goblet of red wine and an ash tray for her cigarettes. She owed Tolkien a favor while he's out of town. In exchange, she requested the house for a Halloween party.]
October 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
What, you think /I've/ been sneaking over to teach her how to get whatever she desires?

[A fake offended gasp, though still in a bleak-sounding monotone.]

Nonsensical. Absolute hogwash.
[ Haphazardly adjusting her cheap costume, staring in the mirror. While also sneaking glances at Henrietta with a grin. ]

– think that's / really / obvious, babe, let's be real, [ snicker! ]
Me too. She'll be a real boss ass bitch someday...

[Sprawled out on her gothic loveseat, cigarette in holder betwixt beautifully manicured black-painted fingers.]

Wonder where she got that from. . .
October 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Me too. She'll be a real boss ass bitch someday...

[Sprawled out on her gothic loveseat, cigarette in holder betwixt beautifully manicured black-painted fingers.]

Wonder where she got that from. . .
i'm so proud of her manipulation skills.
October 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You won't swing it, just rev the fucking thing, it ought to scare any pervert off.

[If her dad being PC Principal wasn't enough of a scare...Applying her own lipstick. The better to pepper her girlfriend Barbie in kisses with.]

It isn't too late to switch out for a fake one, though.
[ Twisting back and forth in front of a mirror, blushing at her costume! ]

Awe, gee, I can't just swing this at any ol' fella! What if I actually hurt someone ? !
No, they must know you mean business, Marjorine. Anyone tries to perv on you, just rev it.

[Adjusting her Sea Witch Ursula costume, trying to make sure it's the right size.]
October 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
No, they must know you mean business, Marjorine. Anyone tries to perv on you, just rev it.

[Adjusting her Sea Witch Ursula costume, trying to make sure it's the right size.]
Wull, gee, I'm not so sure 'bout this costume now. Maybe I shouldn't've grabbed a workin' chainsaw, huh? ( 💧 )
October 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Reposted by HENRIETTA.
SHABLAGOO

I am Gok'zarah, otherwise known as Bradley Biggle, mild-mannered and attractive alien 4th grader from the planet Kokujon
My best friends are Kevin, Francis, and Timmy
I love cereal and hate skim milk

#SouthParkRP #sprp
October 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
(( Henrietta mending Mysterion's costume. . . ))
September 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
[ texting @barbiewired.bsky.social ]

📲: hey.
📲: don't bother coming over for that date.
📲: i did some stupid fucking ritual and it has ruined my life.
📲: michael, firkle, and pete are here too but they're all looking for a way to fix me.

📲: i dont even know if they can.
September 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
[She takes mental note to look up Enchantress when she gets back, taking a drag of her cigarette.]

I'd probably have to come up with some kind of backstory. I find that to be the hard part. I'm creative, but in... a different way.

[Even though she wracked her brain endlessly, she couldn't ++
harley style, more like . . enchantress. or circe. [ little miss comic dork! ] dark and powerful. maybe usually 'evil' but helping where it counts.

someone lil' mysteri would have tons of fun going toe - to - toe with, for sure.
September 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I more meant the "are you gonna kidnap me you scary and super hot dragon" part, but that is correct for the others as well, yeah. That's what came down the grapevine to us, at least.

[She hums in thought, lighting a cigarette and sticking it in the opera holder she carries on her.]

I wonder ++
'the larp'? [ she raises an eyebrow, before eyes widen slightly in understanding. ] – is THAT why everyone is dressed like their old dorky hero personas?

[ as if she doesn't run around in hers for real. ] it's really not that hard. just a bunch of bullshitting.

we got plenty of time.
[Henrietta doesn't /smile/, because it's not goth to smile, but she nods.]

Anything for you two. And...I would join in the LARP here but I'm afraid I'm a bit out of practice.

[Coughs into a fist, awkward.]

Then consider it done. I'm sure I could make something....Halloween's not till the 31st.
September 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
[Henrietta doesn't /smile/, because it's not goth to smile, but she nods.]

Anything for you two. And...I would join in the LARP here but I'm afraid I'm a bit out of practice.

[Coughs into a fist, awkward.]

Then consider it done. I'm sure I could make something....Halloween's not till the 31st.
[ barb clearly perks up at that, eyes sparkling as she shifts into a swooning position! ]

oooh, are you going to / kidnap / me, oh terribly scary and super hot dragon ? ? how awful!

[ a pause, as she becomes a little more sincere, grin soft. ]

that'd be killer, hen. kare would love it. me, too.
. . . If you guys... want to do a costume trio. I could be a dragon. But the dragon has to be goth and also hot. Those are my only stipulations.
September 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
. . . If you guys... want to do a costume trio. I could be a dragon. But the dragon has to be goth and also hot. Those are my only stipulations.
[ snort! ]

it's a dangerous game, but i'm all about danger.

i was thinking of a halloween costume. kare - bear wants to be a knight, so i was thinking . . what's a knight without a princess, right?
Be careful. You know what thinking does to people in South Park.

[A joke.]
September 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Be careful. You know what thinking does to people in South Park.

[A joke.]
September 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
[Oh Satan damn it, she fired her poetry and got fired back on. Though, rack as big as her heart? She had no heart. But she did have a great rack.]

Like some sort of fucked up, flaming seraphim cloaked in golden light and fire, you're here, just like in my deepest dreams. . .

[A nightmare in ++
nightmare walking in broad daylight.
September 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
...

[She goes quiet, acting a bit more than strange. She leans against a nearby street sign, sighing.]

Even in the harsh, yet alluring moonlight, you glitter like gold.

[She'd say, pretending to check her nails and act disinterested....but it's kinda obvious she's trying her best to flirt.]
September 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
[She turns, trying so hard to appear cool and collected, but... her face is a little red. Her mind reels for responses. Think, think, think!]

I'm heading to a concert.

[Even if that was true, she'd blow it off to talk to Barbie regardless.]

You... [trails off.]
[ Wincing at a particularly nasty tangle, she turns her head slightly, only to spot Henrietta. Oh, DAMN. Without hesitation, she wolf whistles, lips pulling into a playful grin. ]

Now WHERE are you goin' dressed that hot, Hen? No way it's to the graveyard!
[Disappearing back into her apartment. Quickly redressing into her most gothic bad bitch outfit, looking like a fucking baddie. Deep breath. Passing by Barbie to see if she notices her....]
September 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
[Disappearing back into her apartment. Quickly redressing into her most gothic bad bitch outfit, looking like a fucking baddie. Deep breath. Passing by Barbie to see if she notices her....]
[ Running a hand through her hair to brush out the tangles, humming some song she heard on the radio. Totally unaware. ]
😳

[Just saw Barbie for the first time.]
September 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
😳

[Just saw Barbie for the first time.]
September 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Reposted by HENRIETTA.


𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗜'𝗺 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮,
𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙚,

𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗼𝗱𝘀,
𝙄'𝙢 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙤𝙧 .ᐟ
September 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
[Smoking out front of her apartment, listening to her goth music.]
September 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Reposted by HENRIETTA.
Reposted by HENRIETTA.


𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜'𝗺 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙖 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙩,
𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲
𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲'𝘀 𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙡𝙩.

𝗚𝗼𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙬𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝘆
𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧, 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝗲, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻
𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚!
September 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM