Barbie Dream Hearse
@barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social
Cat-less lady-child
If not big fun, then why big fun shape?
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If not big fun, then why big fun shape?
This buffet sucks
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This buffet sucks
This is the real party, Chris.
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This is the real party, Chris.
Maybe it's an artistic choice, but I think the antlers should be white. Otherwise it just looks like a messy poo.
October 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Maybe it's an artistic choice, but I think the antlers should be white. Otherwise it just looks like a messy poo.
The butterfly crab looks like a tapdancing hat.
October 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The butterfly crab looks like a tapdancing hat.
The SEA LEMON has GILLS on its BUTT. What do you have on YOUR butt? Not much, I bet!
September 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The SEA LEMON has GILLS on its BUTT. What do you have on YOUR butt? Not much, I bet!
I get bad parking, but this is way over the line.
August 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I get bad parking, but this is way over the line.
When a crab offers you a backrub, you say YES!
August 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
When a crab offers you a backrub, you say YES!
A devil's three-way wasn't on my list today, but I'm game
August 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A devil's three-way wasn't on my list today, but I'm game
My BFF at the salon today
August 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My BFF at the salon today
New seafood just dropped
August 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
New seafood just dropped
They just need to rebrand. The rice frying makes it new and improved.
August 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
They just need to rebrand. The rice frying makes it new and improved.
I like turtles. 🧟♀️
August 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I like turtles. 🧟♀️
I crossed HIS path! Good luck, little meow-meow pupper!
August 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I crossed HIS path! Good luck, little meow-meow pupper!
That won't clean the gasket in the personal cup adapter you over-confident reply-guy.
August 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
That won't clean the gasket in the personal cup adapter you over-confident reply-guy.
Eating my breakfast popcorn at #VashonIslandFilmFestival and reminding you to support a local secular organization today!
August 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Eating my breakfast popcorn at #VashonIslandFilmFestival and reminding you to support a local secular organization today!
Among other Smurf paraphernalia, my neighbor gave me this. "I don't know what to do with it," she said while I remained awkwardly silent.
August 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Among other Smurf paraphernalia, my neighbor gave me this. "I don't know what to do with it," she said while I remained awkwardly silent.
Foxy the Overseer
July 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Foxy the Overseer
I'm across from these creepy freeloaders all weekend 😅
July 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I'm across from these creepy freeloaders all weekend 😅
In exchange for dyeing my friend's mullet, I got to play with this dog.
July 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
In exchange for dyeing my friend's mullet, I got to play with this dog.