Barbie Dream Hearse
@barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social
Cat-less lady-child
People on dating apps: "I let a corporation manage my social interactions for me and it's going BAD! 😭😭😭"
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
People on dating apps: "I let a corporation manage my social interactions for me and it's going BAD! 😭😭😭"
If not big fun, then why big fun shape?
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If not big fun, then why big fun shape?
This buffet sucks
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This buffet sucks
This is the real party, Chris.
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This is the real party, Chris.
Maybe it's an artistic choice, but I think the antlers should be white. Otherwise it just looks like a messy poo.
October 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Maybe it's an artistic choice, but I think the antlers should be white. Otherwise it just looks like a messy poo.
I'm on the ferry practicing my Big Presentation, the guy behind me is sleeping, and the guy next to me is playing the French horn. I don't know what the guy in front of me is doing because his window tint is enviably dark, but I hope he's having enough sex for the rest of us.
October 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'm on the ferry practicing my Big Presentation, the guy behind me is sleeping, and the guy next to me is playing the French horn. I don't know what the guy in front of me is doing because his window tint is enviably dark, but I hope he's having enough sex for the rest of us.
The butterfly crab looks like a tapdancing hat.
October 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The butterfly crab looks like a tapdancing hat.
"Imagine this--" the AI bot regularly commands, even though the bot itself can't do that.
"Get fucked," I reply, knowing it can't do that either.
"Get fucked," I reply, knowing it can't do that either.
October 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"Imagine this--" the AI bot regularly commands, even though the bot itself can't do that.
"Get fucked," I reply, knowing it can't do that either.
"Get fucked," I reply, knowing it can't do that either.
Remember how the Republicans used to demonize homosexuality before Peter Thiel bought JD Vance and made him vice president? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
October 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Remember how the Republicans used to demonize homosexuality before Peter Thiel bought JD Vance and made him vice president? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Parents when literally anything happens: "Waaaah! Think of the CHILDREN!"
Parents literally anywhere with their children: "Bring the iPad, I don't want to think of my children.
Parents literally anywhere with their children: "Bring the iPad, I don't want to think of my children.
September 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Parents when literally anything happens: "Waaaah! Think of the CHILDREN!"
Parents literally anywhere with their children: "Bring the iPad, I don't want to think of my children.
Parents literally anywhere with their children: "Bring the iPad, I don't want to think of my children.
"I don't have an opinion about that" has gotten me out of so many pointless conversations with absolute morons. It doesn't even have to be true.
September 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"I don't have an opinion about that" has gotten me out of so many pointless conversations with absolute morons. It doesn't even have to be true.
I personally did not want Charles in Charge of Me.
September 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I personally did not want Charles in Charge of Me.
The SEA LEMON has GILLS on its BUTT. What do you have on YOUR butt? Not much, I bet!
September 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The SEA LEMON has GILLS on its BUTT. What do you have on YOUR butt? Not much, I bet!
Reposted by Barbie Dream Hearse
Notice how Republicans forget all about "states' rights" when it's not about defending racism
August 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Notice how Republicans forget all about "states' rights" when it's not about defending racism
Oh goody. We can haunt our friends forever, sponsored by Coca-Cola.
The digital afterlife industry may near $80 billion in a decade, fueled by AI "deadbots." Tech firms see profit. But experts warn of troubling consequences.
AI 'deadbots' are persuasive — and researchers say they're primed for monetization
The digital afterlife industry may near $80 billion in a decade, fueled by AI "deadbots." Tech firms see profit. But experts warn of troubling consequences.
n.pr
August 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Oh goody. We can haunt our friends forever, sponsored by Coca-Cola.
I get bad parking, but this is way over the line.
August 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I get bad parking, but this is way over the line.
Overly Hot Take: Building a fire sucks when it's 80° and sunny out.
August 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Overly Hot Take: Building a fire sucks when it's 80° and sunny out.
Listening to neuroscientists talk about how we destroy our brains doing normalized things like looking at screens, having a few drinks, spending time alone, and taking medication is like Scared Straight for adults.
August 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Listening to neuroscientists talk about how we destroy our brains doing normalized things like looking at screens, having a few drinks, spending time alone, and taking medication is like Scared Straight for adults.
When a crab offers you a backrub, you say YES!
August 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
When a crab offers you a backrub, you say YES!
A devil's three-way wasn't on my list today, but I'm game
August 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A devil's three-way wasn't on my list today, but I'm game
My BFF at the salon today
August 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My BFF at the salon today
People who exclaim "Everyone is so quiet today!" are wild. Are you looking for problems? No news is good news. Enjoy the silence.
August 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
People who exclaim "Everyone is so quiet today!" are wild. Are you looking for problems? No news is good news. Enjoy the silence.
Gonna put clips of myself hosting Teams meetings into a 90-minute video, splice in some AI-generated explosions, and tell the kids it's #WarOfTheWorlds
August 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Gonna put clips of myself hosting Teams meetings into a 90-minute video, splice in some AI-generated explosions, and tell the kids it's #WarOfTheWorlds
Women: I have two degrees and three years' experience at a Fortune 50 but I'm not sure if I qualify for this data entry job.
Men: I told a joke once and people laughed, so I am embarking on my new career as a full-time comedian.
Men: I told a joke once and people laughed, so I am embarking on my new career as a full-time comedian.
August 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Women: I have two degrees and three years' experience at a Fortune 50 but I'm not sure if I qualify for this data entry job.
Men: I told a joke once and people laughed, so I am embarking on my new career as a full-time comedian.
Men: I told a joke once and people laughed, so I am embarking on my new career as a full-time comedian.