I have blocked
the commentator
that was posting
on Bluesky

and who
is probably
none
the wiser

Forgive me
they were posting
about sports
too much

MICE: Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry! Gotta help our Cinderelly!
GUS-GUS: Duh, I’ll cut it with the scissors!
JACQUES: And I can do the sewing!
THAT ONE GIRL MOUSE: If you sew it, it will end her! Jobs are based on gender!

Every time someone in an apology video goes “and I’m sure there will be some people who—“, I immediately go “AND THEY WILL BE CORRECT!!!”

Nickelback is classic rock now. If Supernatural started today, Dean Winchester would be listening to Nickelback

Do you guys ever feel like Bluetooth should still be in beta? Like it’s a draft or two away from being ready for primetime?

probably the least relatable thing I frequently see on social media is “wow, (such-and-such moment) almost made me cry!” what is this ‘almost’? I don’t understand

Never do I feel that there are Two Americas more keenly than when comparing my work friends’, immediate family’s, internet friends’, and close friends’ conversations about what new movies are “supposed to be good”

I made a 20th-century art meme 🤷‍♂️

never seen a movie with Charles Laughton in it, but if I do, I promise to commit to the bit of my Letterboxd review always being “hey, this guy should direct someday, I bet that would go well”

Welcome to my mojo dojo funeral home

I’m so sorry, take all the time you need

did you ever notice that the melody to Taps scans perfectly with, “two show day, two show day, two show day, two show day, two show day, two show day, there’s no God”

Think it's probably fine to despise and want to tear down a carceral system that houses 25% of the world's prisoners, and cages people over bullshit every single day, and also think it's good when the most obviously corrupt recently most powerful man alive gets in trouble.

September 11th, one of the darkest days in American history (the day that the San Francisco BART system started serving passengers in 1972).