Mike Hansen
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Mike Hansen
@barbaricmelons.com
Industrial designer and wanna-be Max Fleischer.

Portfolio and other nonsense: barbaricmelons.com/

Creator of @HANDICRAPS.bsky.social
Well, maybe the ocean should get its shit together and start producing more oxygen? Or not. More oxygen means more snakes. I don't really like snakes. But I don't really like my dad either, so, maybe you should just get off the ocean's ass about its oxygen production...what do you think about that?
June 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Is that a Sentinel body?
May 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Really reminds me of Mutoid Man with a little extra pizzazz youtu.be/wdQFzJIG-dU?...
Mutoid Man - "Call of the Void" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Sargent House
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May 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Do you think they cleaned it first? I doubt it...
May 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
God damn it I need a scanner
April 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
A smarter person than myself laid it out by basically describing that those who do believe they're saving the country will receive some of the spoils. The theory of "trickling down" didn't work on economics and in this capacity it won't either.
March 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Racism
March 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Fucking scum
February 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Thank you for explaining it, honestly I had no idea where it was going.
February 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
And season 1 of True Detective will live for fucking ever.
February 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Ridiculous finisher.
January 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Fan service and call backs are the future of media. Until there's a platform where everybody can be watching the same thing at the same time to create memorable and relatable moments, the only way these people can make money is by grabbing that dead horse everybody remembers and beating it again.
December 12, 2024 at 6:07 PM