What did I do to deserve having hiccups rn? 😭

My outfit?? Atrocious. We go hard for Underground Spirit Week. 😎🤘🏻

Watching uncoordinated kindergarteners try to do jumping jacks is probably my favorite thing lmao

Every green light down Park? Short drive thru line? Am I being punked?

I've accepted that I'm going to be sick for the next 3 months. Between being a mom, the weather, and working in a kindergarten classroom? Yeah I'm done for.

Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.

Vocelli pizza = serotonin.

Ordered a medium? And got a large? Lit.

Pineapple belongs on pizza. 😌

Girl I wasn't "letting" you cross, you walked out in front of me Midturn. Shut up.

3rd time today, sirens have flown by our house. The town be wildin' today.

I just wanna sleeeeeeeeeeep 😩

Idk if the amount of Dunking Dount points I have is impressive or embarrassing lmao but, nonetheless. Sort of proud of it 🤭

Whadddupp, can't wait to dump all my dumb thoughts into a whole new platform. Very excited to be here. Thank you, that is all. 🫡👉🏻😎👉🏻