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(he/him) the one who shall say what must be said
is anything sacred
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene saying she’s “America First” means she’s a Nazi btw. People on the far right like Nick Fuentes are now using that term to make themselves successors to Trump’s movement but even further to the right
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
in my efforts to find honest companionship i plan to distort and hide myself to be more likable. i wonder if it will work!!!
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i am 21 years old and even though i probably have 60 years of free will left my life is over
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i love being disliked but tolerated!!! it’s my favorite state of being because i love dishonesty
December 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i’ve decided to stop being delusional it’s so joever
i’ve decided to be delusional watch out world
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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the rich want us all to actually just live in complete hell
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
genuinely one of the worst songs i’ve ever heard. when i first heard it i thought it would absolutely flop commercially because it was that bad. who is listening to this?????
‘The Fate of Ophelia’ by Taylor Swift was the most-streamed song on Spotify globally on December 1st.
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i also have a hunch that it’s part of a strategy of derealization, where they overwhelm people with so much crazy shit that it makes them question the very fabric of reality.

if i had one prediction, it would be that things are gonna get really weird and really horrifying simultaneously
trump is being especially personally repugnant and desecrating the white house and embracing the saudi crown prince because he’s trying to see the extent of what he can get away with. it’s his hail mary to become a dictator even with the whole country knowing he’s a pedophile
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Nazi Musk’s corrupt pet project DOGE has officially disbanded after 8 months of destroying the US govt and illegally gaining access to the private data of tens of millions of Americans just for the purpose of instilling fear. Everyone involved should go to jail.
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
my life is like a video game
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Lol every MAGA account on twitter is from a Bangladeshi bot farm we really got psyoped into fascism
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i love how people are only now realizing that trump has no principles and is just a conduit for power. like where have you been
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
trump is being especially personally repugnant and desecrating the white house and embracing the saudi crown prince because he’s trying to see the extent of what he can get away with. it’s his hail mary to become a dictator even with the whole country knowing he’s a pedophile
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
did you know that if you just ignore your problems they dont exist
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
i don’t wanna sound too “”psycho”” but maybe we should reflect on the fact that elon musk, a nazi, has the means and authority to put computer chips in peoples brains? idk seems like a bad idea to me
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i’ve decided to be delusional watch out world
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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we now know that it’s not illegal to throw sandwiches at ICE agents, an important development
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
is woke.... back?
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
rot in piss Dick Cheney :D
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
my bluesky quality has sharply declined ever since i started writing them sober. committing to do better in the future
November 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
annual reminder that thanksgiving exists actually
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
yeah 40 million people are about to go hungry but just a normal saturday amirite!!!!!!!!!!
November 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
que el fuck
November 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM