I cannot accurately quantify how much I love this. But it's a LOT.

Still waiting for a robot vacuum that won't drag cat feces over every square foot of my office.

I'm gen X so we didn't have any real language for exploring this, but I feel ya. I do enjoy sex but my drive is very low an I have to know the person REALLY well. Never suspected I was multiple flavors of queer until my kid started exploring their sexuality and I had some realizations.

I don't need a game I can play for 6 hours straight.

...(I kinda need a game I can play for 6 hours straight...)

I hate these things. I have to swallow them with other pills or they get stuck.

I now have an inflatable rubber chicken suit. For emergencies.

Why did my weird ass think this was about Captain Kirk and Buck Rogers.