Simon Banoub
@banouby.bsky.social
Marketing at Hudl, formerly StatsBomb, Opta, a few other sports data and tech places.
Boro fan, parkrunner, scotch egg enthusiast.
Boro fan, parkrunner, scotch egg enthusiast.
It's a mystery is what it is
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It's a mystery is what it is
Have people been waiting for Strava merch?
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Have people been waiting for Strava merch?
They've chatting to this guy on FiveLive and I genuinely think it's the least funny thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
Didn't think it was possible to be that unfunny.
Honestly quite impressive with how bad this act is.
Didn't think it was possible to be that unfunny.
Honestly quite impressive with how bad this act is.
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
They've chatting to this guy on FiveLive and I genuinely think it's the least funny thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
Didn't think it was possible to be that unfunny.
Honestly quite impressive with how bad this act is.
Didn't think it was possible to be that unfunny.
Honestly quite impressive with how bad this act is.
Ha thought you meant this
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Ha thought you meant this
"It's the monitoring of the CO2 levels in the studio while we record"
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"It's the monitoring of the CO2 levels in the studio while we record"
That was quite a day.
Nice to see so many old faces and thanks to all the speakers and our Hudl team for making it happen.
Nice to see so many old faces and thanks to all the speakers and our Hudl team for making it happen.
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
That was quite a day.
Nice to see so many old faces and thanks to all the speakers and our Hudl team for making it happen.
Nice to see so many old faces and thanks to all the speakers and our Hudl team for making it happen.
Conference Day!
Calm before storm etc etc
Calm before storm etc etc
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Conference Day!
Calm before storm etc etc
Calm before storm etc etc
A lovely little illustration of how shit the public transport is in Leeds.
I need to get a bus from the city to a leisure complex in Kirkstall.
My options are the half hourly A1 airport bus or the 875 and 876. Their schedule shown below:
I need to get a bus from the city to a leisure complex in Kirkstall.
My options are the half hourly A1 airport bus or the 875 and 876. Their schedule shown below:
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A lovely little illustration of how shit the public transport is in Leeds.
I need to get a bus from the city to a leisure complex in Kirkstall.
My options are the half hourly A1 airport bus or the 875 and 876. Their schedule shown below:
I need to get a bus from the city to a leisure complex in Kirkstall.
My options are the half hourly A1 airport bus or the 875 and 876. Their schedule shown below:
@footballcliches.bsky.social Middlesbrough Defenders in Dubai Desert Experiences Buffet Food Selections
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 AM
@footballcliches.bsky.social Middlesbrough Defenders in Dubai Desert Experiences Buffet Food Selections
@borobreakdown.bsky.social This is interesting huh?
October 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
@borobreakdown.bsky.social This is interesting huh?
Always a joy to see your favourite band play live - Counting Crows as good as I've ever seen them at the O2 Academy in Leeds last night.
October 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Always a joy to see your favourite band play live - Counting Crows as good as I've ever seen them at the O2 Academy in Leeds last night.
Avoid Bikmo unless you want to be screwed out of a payout on a ridiculous technicality
October 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Avoid Bikmo unless you want to be screwed out of a payout on a ridiculous technicality
A word of warning on Bikmo, despite me using a really good lock and my bike being in a secure purpose built store they refused to pay out due to a technicality around who pays for the storage - me or work.
Avoid them.
Avoid them.
October 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
A word of warning on Bikmo, despite me using a really good lock and my bike being in a secure purpose built store they refused to pay out due to a technicality around who pays for the storage - me or work.
Avoid them.
Avoid them.
The absolute state of it.
Bikmo, I hate you.
Bikmo, I hate you.
October 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The absolute state of it.
Bikmo, I hate you.
Bikmo, I hate you.
Bikmo are still flatly refusing to pay my insurance claim after my bike was stolen because this does not fit their description of a bike store (because I don't pay a subscription for it and it's provided as part of the work building)
Absolute bunch of criminals.
Absolute bunch of criminals.
October 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Bikmo are still flatly refusing to pay my insurance claim after my bike was stolen because this does not fit their description of a bike store (because I don't pay a subscription for it and it's provided as part of the work building)
Absolute bunch of criminals.
Absolute bunch of criminals.
The banter accounts are at it again. All Boro fans live within half a mile of The Riverside, you see.
September 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The banter accounts are at it again. All Boro fans live within half a mile of The Riverside, you see.
Always nice to squeeze in some parkrun tourism when away on a work trip
September 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Always nice to squeeze in some parkrun tourism when away on a work trip
I suppose it's appropriate that San Francisco has statues that look like they've been made by generative AI
September 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I suppose it's appropriate that San Francisco has statues that look like they've been made by generative AI
I'm at HubSpot's inbound conference which is a) massive and b) fascinating.
Every second word is AI, as you might expect.
Every second word is AI, as you might expect.
September 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I'm at HubSpot's inbound conference which is a) massive and b) fascinating.
Every second word is AI, as you might expect.
Every second word is AI, as you might expect.
As a versatile squad addition, this could be the best signing of the window.
I had a look at his last few seasons playing positions - check this out.
I had a look at his last few seasons playing positions - check this out.
September 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
As a versatile squad addition, this could be the best signing of the window.
I had a look at his last few seasons playing positions - check this out.
I had a look at his last few seasons playing positions - check this out.
I don't think 15 year old children should be playing Premier League football and I think it's a huge safeguarding problem.
#FunSponge #Misery
#FunSponge #Misery
August 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I don't think 15 year old children should be playing Premier League football and I think it's a huge safeguarding problem.
#FunSponge #Misery
#FunSponge #Misery
Genuine lol at Bikmo targeting advertising at me that promotes cover being available 'at your workplace' the day after refusing my claim because the cycle store was one at my workplace.
#BikmoCrew indeed
#BikmoCrew indeed
August 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Genuine lol at Bikmo targeting advertising at me that promotes cover being available 'at your workplace' the day after refusing my claim because the cycle store was one at my workplace.
#BikmoCrew indeed
#BikmoCrew indeed