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I googled Pope and it autofilled to popeyeschicken.ca
May 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I googled Pope and it autofilled to popeyeschicken.ca
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Lionel Messi has lost to a Canadian club for the first time in his career: his Inter Miami side fell 2-0 to the Vancouver Whitecaps in the first leg of the Concacaf #ChampionsCup semi-finals 🇨🇦 #VWFC
He’s faced Toronto three times (2w-1d-0l) and Montreal once (1-0-0).
📸 Ali Arabpour
He’s faced Toronto three times (2w-1d-0l) and Montreal once (1-0-0).
📸 Ali Arabpour
April 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Lionel Messi has lost to a Canadian club for the first time in his career: his Inter Miami side fell 2-0 to the Vancouver Whitecaps in the first leg of the Concacaf #ChampionsCup semi-finals 🇨🇦 #VWFC
He’s faced Toronto three times (2w-1d-0l) and Montreal once (1-0-0).
📸 Ali Arabpour
He’s faced Toronto three times (2w-1d-0l) and Montreal once (1-0-0).
📸 Ali Arabpour
When I die I want my consciousness put in a Roomba
February 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
When I die I want my consciousness put in a Roomba
On Valentine’s Day I showed my girlfriend who’s on first
February 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
On Valentine’s Day I showed my girlfriend who’s on first
Started going to bed half an hour earlier and it fixed all of my problems
January 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Started going to bed half an hour earlier and it fixed all of my problems
There’s a lot of chocolate in my house and the only way out is through.
December 31, 2024 at 7:13 AM
There’s a lot of chocolate in my house and the only way out is through.
Chocolate should always be in an advent calendar to shame me if I eat 7 at once
December 15, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Chocolate should always be in an advent calendar to shame me if I eat 7 at once
Merry Christmas!
December 26, 2023 at 2:46 AM
Merry Christmas!
Wearing a hoodie to church
December 24, 2023 at 8:45 PM
Wearing a hoodie to church
Saw a guy posing for pictures in front of an Audi station wagon.
December 14, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Saw a guy posing for pictures in front of an Audi station wagon.
Putting CBD drops in my diet root beer
November 29, 2023 at 5:34 AM
Putting CBD drops in my diet root beer
The Turo review I got was “A plus renter”.
November 2, 2023 at 3:15 AM
The Turo review I got was “A plus renter”.
If Mark Wahlberg was a dinosaur he would have stopped the asteroid.
October 29, 2023 at 11:55 PM
If Mark Wahlberg was a dinosaur he would have stopped the asteroid.
I saw a guy from TMZ on a boat yesterday.
October 22, 2023 at 9:03 PM
I saw a guy from TMZ on a boat yesterday.
Getting an Android, and moving to the middle of the country are the same thing.
October 21, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Getting an Android, and moving to the middle of the country are the same thing.
Me writing a joke with an insane premise that no one likes: I hope this hasn’t been done before. It seems too perfect.
October 19, 2023 at 5:05 AM
Me writing a joke with an insane premise that no one likes: I hope this hasn’t been done before. It seems too perfect.