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Nooooo Paris, run, he already scheduled your IVF appointment
October 17, 2023 at 4:29 PM
I just successfully quit, but entire ass was covered in nicotine patches for 2 weeks so cannot advise
August 3, 2023 at 4:29 PM
bubbles is an immortal like nic cage
July 29, 2023 at 5:09 AM
appreciate the tip, dark lord
July 29, 2023 at 5:04 AM
sauron gets thielbucks off licensing palantir
July 29, 2023 at 4:10 AM
I guess he already did his part knackering the EV market, maybe he'll fuck up the power grid next, bet he could get juicy state contracts in TX
July 28, 2023 at 11:35 PM
I only eat ass when mercury is in retrograde
July 28, 2023 at 9:46 PM
"Sorry that's got you all fucked up, bro. Anyways, I gotta take a wicked piss."
July 27, 2023 at 9:15 PM