ew no thx

Vacuum dies mid-sweep b/c forgot to charge: "I did everything right, but then it died on me."

Except Con Roy wasn't slipping cryptonazi lingo into his press releases

This cat got a licorice whip for a spine, a contortionist with the morstionist

Don't worry, he uses a milking machine to force cum kidnapped huffpo contributors so it's 💯 not gay