@baneausten.bsky.social
you think the classes are your ally? you merely adopted the gentry.
One minute, you’re young. You got your whole life ahead of you. Then the next, you’re eating a BLT. Where did all the time go? Thick cut. Applewood smoke. Mayo. Little S&P. Touch of vinegar.
August 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
One minute, you’re young. You got your whole life ahead of you. Then the next, you’re eating a BLT. Where did all the time go? Thick cut. Applewood smoke. Mayo. Little S&P. Touch of vinegar.
When the rebellion is all done and over with, are we all down for a Hunger game? Too soon?
August 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
When the rebellion is all done and over with, are we all down for a Hunger game? Too soon?
wow, I think the only thing that would distract me from the Epstein files is if mortgage interest rates drastically fell. 👀
July 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
wow, I think the only thing that would distract me from the Epstein files is if mortgage interest rates drastically fell. 👀
I look totally normal on the outside but on the inside, I am DYING to watch season one of True Detective for the millionth time.
May 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I look totally normal on the outside but on the inside, I am DYING to watch season one of True Detective for the millionth time.
When I say, I’m going to KRILL myself, I mean I’m going to cover myself in krill and dangle in front of a whale until it eats me dead.
May 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
When I say, I’m going to KRILL myself, I mean I’m going to cover myself in krill and dangle in front of a whale until it eats me dead.
I am 30% pollen at this point.
April 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I am 30% pollen at this point.
When they said Make America Great, I didn’t think they meant the Depression 😰
April 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
When they said Make America Great, I didn’t think they meant the Depression 😰
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"Why is this conversation happening out in the open?"
On Radio Atlantic, @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social speaks with @hannarosin.bsky.social about being added to a group text with top Trump administration officials that discussed plans for a military strike in Yemen.
On Radio Atlantic, @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social speaks with @hannarosin.bsky.social about being added to a group text with top Trump administration officials that discussed plans for a military strike in Yemen.
Jeffrey Goldberg on the Group Chat That Broke the Internet
What happened when Trump officials accidentally texted him their war plans
www.theatlantic.com
March 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"Why is this conversation happening out in the open?"
On Radio Atlantic, @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social speaks with @hannarosin.bsky.social about being added to a group text with top Trump administration officials that discussed plans for a military strike in Yemen.
On Radio Atlantic, @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social speaks with @hannarosin.bsky.social about being added to a group text with top Trump administration officials that discussed plans for a military strike in Yemen.
Come on guys. Please. Buy my cars. I was just trying to help. 🥲
March 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Come on guys. Please. Buy my cars. I was just trying to help. 🥲
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
Look! She’s a radical liberal!
*does a kickflip*
*does a kickflip*
February 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Look! She’s a radical liberal!
*does a kickflip*
*does a kickflip*
*in patrick star’s voice*
Is witchcraft a form of protest?
Is witchcraft a form of protest?
February 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
*in patrick star’s voice*
Is witchcraft a form of protest?
Is witchcraft a form of protest?
If we’re laying off national park rangers, who’s going to keep us safe from the wendigos, sirens, fairies, and demons from the other realms that visit us through dimensional portals (those random staircases in the woods)?!?
February 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If we’re laying off national park rangers, who’s going to keep us safe from the wendigos, sirens, fairies, and demons from the other realms that visit us through dimensional portals (those random staircases in the woods)?!?
Its actually really not that bad!
(it was worse)
(it was worse)
February 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Its actually really not that bad!
(it was worse)
(it was worse)
I think it’s time the world sees what makes America so great. We don’t bend the knee to fascism. We rebel. We don’t go quietly in the night. If we burn, you’ll burn with us or whatever that bitch said. #hungergames #USA
February 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I think it’s time the world sees what makes America so great. We don’t bend the knee to fascism. We rebel. We don’t go quietly in the night. If we burn, you’ll burn with us or whatever that bitch said. #hungergames #USA
I’m not sure what anyone expects me to do about the current situation (drug fueled tech bros taking over the government).
I am LITERALLY on my period rn.
I am LITERALLY on my period rn.
February 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I’m not sure what anyone expects me to do about the current situation (drug fueled tech bros taking over the government).
I am LITERALLY on my period rn.
I am LITERALLY on my period rn.
Okay, but what are the strippers going to do when all the federal workers lose their jobs and can’t tip anymore?!
February 5, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Okay, but what are the strippers going to do when all the federal workers lose their jobs and can’t tip anymore?!
This is NOT the Spice World those girls were talking about. #girlpower
January 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This is NOT the Spice World those girls were talking about. #girlpower
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
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January 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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