Bandí 🇵🇷🇩🇴🦂
@bandidobae.bsky.social
He/Him, They/Them. Property manager, married to my best friend, and proud cat/dog parent. Striving for balance, creativity, and personal growth while living life fully. Im also completely unhinged.🍉
I would very much like to sit
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I would very much like to sit
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Get on your fucking knees
November 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Get on your fucking knees
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
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Welch: "This has nothing to do with the shutdown. The law requires and the funds are available to continue SNAP right now without any interruption. So that is a decision the president is making on his own to allow people to go hungry."
October 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Welch: "This has nothing to do with the shutdown. The law requires and the funds are available to continue SNAP right now without any interruption. So that is a decision the president is making on his own to allow people to go hungry."
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I don’t think people should be able to make money off fighting each other that’s just me idk
September 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I don’t think people should be able to make money off fighting each other that’s just me idk
I may never bottom again I fear
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I may never bottom again I fear
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More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
I played w my booty hole wrong now I got an attitude
September 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I played w my booty hole wrong now I got an attitude
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The 100 lowest-paying US corporations spent $644B on stock buybacks from 2019 to 2024.
Buybacks artificially boost share prices and inflate CEO pay.
The typical worker at these companies earned $35k last year.
Meanwhile, the average CEO was paid $17.2M
See the problem?
Buybacks artificially boost share prices and inflate CEO pay.
The typical worker at these companies earned $35k last year.
Meanwhile, the average CEO was paid $17.2M
See the problem?
September 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The 100 lowest-paying US corporations spent $644B on stock buybacks from 2019 to 2024.
Buybacks artificially boost share prices and inflate CEO pay.
The typical worker at these companies earned $35k last year.
Meanwhile, the average CEO was paid $17.2M
See the problem?
Buybacks artificially boost share prices and inflate CEO pay.
The typical worker at these companies earned $35k last year.
Meanwhile, the average CEO was paid $17.2M
See the problem?
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What a ridiculous person.
August 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
What a ridiculous person.
What if I called in a noise complaint on the church next door
August 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
What if I called in a noise complaint on the church next door
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OPENAI CAN'T BE ALLOWED TO HARM PEOPLE; WE'RE NOT LAB RATS! AI SAFETY MUST BE ABOUT HUMAN IMPACT AND ACCOUNTABILITY. LISTEN TO TRANS AND BIPOC VOICES IN TECH. ETHICAL AI MEANS PUTTING PEOPLE FIRST, NOT PROFITS. DEMAND TRANSPARENCY AND INCLUSIVE DESIGN.
August 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
OPENAI CAN'T BE ALLOWED TO HARM PEOPLE; WE'RE NOT LAB RATS! AI SAFETY MUST BE ABOUT HUMAN IMPACT AND ACCOUNTABILITY. LISTEN TO TRANS AND BIPOC VOICES IN TECH. ETHICAL AI MEANS PUTTING PEOPLE FIRST, NOT PROFITS. DEMAND TRANSPARENCY AND INCLUSIVE DESIGN.
I wish I had queer friends that I could talk to and get advice from. Straight people just don’t get it and I’m the advice giver for the queer friends I do have. Sucks being a momma bear sometimes
August 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I wish I had queer friends that I could talk to and get advice from. Straight people just don’t get it and I’m the advice giver for the queer friends I do have. Sucks being a momma bear sometimes
It’s kinda shady that iMessages shows EVERY edit like do my friends really need to know it took me fifteen tries to spell “pots”
August 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It’s kinda shady that iMessages shows EVERY edit like do my friends really need to know it took me fifteen tries to spell “pots”
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Loving my life one day at a time. Every day with you is always better than the last ❤️ #hubby
@bandidobae.bsky.social
@bandidobae.bsky.social
July 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Loving my life one day at a time. Every day with you is always better than the last ❤️ #hubby
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New term for head just dropped: medulla oblongawkgawk. You’re welcome.
July 9, 2025 at 12:15 PM
New term for head just dropped: medulla oblongawkgawk. You’re welcome.
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Hungary banned anything that “promotes homosexuality,” which means Pride.
However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
June 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hungary banned anything that “promotes homosexuality,” which means Pride.
However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
I think I have a little crush on King Molasses
June 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I think I have a little crush on King Molasses
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Transphobes were scared of “men pretending to be women to get into women’s spaces” (which historically has never happened, men would just follow women into bathrooms if they wanted)
I’m worried about MEN pretending to be ICE agents in plain clothes no ID masked up kidnapping women off the street
I’m worried about MEN pretending to be ICE agents in plain clothes no ID masked up kidnapping women off the street
June 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Transphobes were scared of “men pretending to be women to get into women’s spaces” (which historically has never happened, men would just follow women into bathrooms if they wanted)
I’m worried about MEN pretending to be ICE agents in plain clothes no ID masked up kidnapping women off the street
I’m worried about MEN pretending to be ICE agents in plain clothes no ID masked up kidnapping women off the street
Can we talk about @monetxchange.bsky.social wearing the SAME houndstooth on pit stop two weeks in a row?
June 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Can we talk about @monetxchange.bsky.social wearing the SAME houndstooth on pit stop two weeks in a row?
Idgi. Yall are mad at Ginger for…. Doing well?
June 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Idgi. Yall are mad at Ginger for…. Doing well?