bandIIt®
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) On momente, kus sa oled uskumatult ärritav. Skorpion, eks?
Putin räägib emale, et võitis valimised. "Ausalt või?" küsib ema.
December 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Putin räägib emale, et võitis valimised. "Ausalt või?" küsib ema.
Noormees läheb psühhiaatri jutule:
"Doktor, mul on probleem. Ma ei mõtle enam muule, kui naiste rindadele. Aidake mind!"
"Doktor, mul on probleem. Ma ei mõtle enam muule, kui naiste rindadele. Aidake mind!"
October 23, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Noormees läheb psühhiaatri jutule:
"Doktor, mul on probleem. Ma ei mõtle enam muule, kui naiste rindadele. Aidake mind!"
"Doktor, mul on probleem. Ma ei mõtle enam muule, kui naiste rindadele. Aidake mind!"
Küsimus: "Mitut psühholoogi on vaja, elektripirni vahetada?"
Vastus: "Ühte, kuid pirn peab andma oma informeeritud nõusoleku."
Vastus: "Ühte, kuid pirn peab andma oma informeeritud nõusoleku."
October 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Küsimus: "Mitut psühholoogi on vaja, elektripirni vahetada?"
Vastus: "Ühte, kuid pirn peab andma oma informeeritud nõusoleku."
Vastus: "Ühte, kuid pirn peab andma oma informeeritud nõusoleku."
Kaks psühholoogi on jalgrattamatkal. Üks kukub. Tõuseb siis jälle üles, üleni porine, nahk marraskil, käsi verine, põlv puruks…
Teine sõidab tema juurde ja hõikab reipalt:
"Kukkusid või? Valus ka on? Tahad sellest rääkida?"
Teine sõidab tema juurde ja hõikab reipalt:
"Kukkusid või? Valus ka on? Tahad sellest rääkida?"
October 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Kaks psühholoogi on jalgrattamatkal. Üks kukub. Tõuseb siis jälle üles, üleni porine, nahk marraskil, käsi verine, põlv puruks…
Teine sõidab tema juurde ja hõikab reipalt:
"Kukkusid või? Valus ka on? Tahad sellest rääkida?"
Teine sõidab tema juurde ja hõikab reipalt:
"Kukkusid või? Valus ka on? Tahad sellest rääkida?"
Päriselt? Alles nüüd taipate seda?
Tsiteerides kunagist Reformierakonna juhti: "Tule taevas appi!"
Tsiteerides kunagist Reformierakonna juhti: "Tule taevas appi!"
October 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Päriselt? Alles nüüd taipate seda?
Tsiteerides kunagist Reformierakonna juhti: "Tule taevas appi!"
Tsiteerides kunagist Reformierakonna juhti: "Tule taevas appi!"
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
Rahvas avatamas KDE paremust. www.xda-developers.com/kde-window-m...
"What I didn't realize was that, for some time now, there's been a Linux desktop environment that has FancyZones-like functionality built right in. KDE Plasma, the desktop environment..."
"What I didn't realize was that, for some time now, there's been a Linux desktop environment that has FancyZones-like functionality built right in. KDE Plasma, the desktop environment..."
KDE's window manager learned from Microsoft... before Windows did
Microsoft still hasn't built FancyZones into Windows 11, but that's not a problem if you use Linux
www.xda-developers.com
September 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Rahvas avatamas KDE paremust. www.xda-developers.com/kde-window-m...
"What I didn't realize was that, for some time now, there's been a Linux desktop environment that has FancyZones-like functionality built right in. KDE Plasma, the desktop environment..."
"What I didn't realize was that, for some time now, there's been a Linux desktop environment that has FancyZones-like functionality built right in. KDE Plasma, the desktop environment..."
TouchWiz Grace UX on Galaxy Note 7 in 5.7 inches. Smaller screen yet more icons...
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Galaxy S25 Ultra with One UI 7 in 6.9 inches.
Bigger screen though less icons...
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#lessinformation #biggerscreen #wastedroom #wastedspace
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Galaxy S25 Ultra with One UI 7 in 6.9 inches.
Bigger screen though less icons...
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#lessinformation #biggerscreen #wastedroom #wastedspace
August 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
TouchWiz Grace UX on Galaxy Note 7 in 5.7 inches. Smaller screen yet more icons...
.
Galaxy S25 Ultra with One UI 7 in 6.9 inches.
Bigger screen though less icons...
.
.
.
#lessinformation #biggerscreen #wastedroom #wastedspace
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Galaxy S25 Ultra with One UI 7 in 6.9 inches.
Bigger screen though less icons...
.
.
.
#lessinformation #biggerscreen #wastedroom #wastedspace
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"US Army In Movies" vs "US Army in real life"
August 16, 2025 at 10:12 AM
"US Army In Movies" vs "US Army in real life"
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It's 35 years but overweening and patronising Finnsplaining to Estonians what they otherwise couldn't possibly think of themselves in their own country has never let up.
Give it a break already.
Isoveli has had nothing to lecture us about for decades.
www.kyivpost.com/opinion/57290
Give it a break already.
Isoveli has had nothing to lecture us about for decades.
www.kyivpost.com/opinion/57290
Opinion: Trojan Horse in the Baltics: How Russia Will Launch a Stealth Attack
Don’t expect tanks rolling across the Russian border into the Baltics. Moscow intends to undermine NATO by fomenting pro-Russian disruptions inside those countries.
www.kyivpost.com
August 4, 2025 at 10:07 AM
It's 35 years but overweening and patronising Finnsplaining to Estonians what they otherwise couldn't possibly think of themselves in their own country has never let up.
Give it a break already.
Isoveli has had nothing to lecture us about for decades.
www.kyivpost.com/opinion/57290
Give it a break already.
Isoveli has had nothing to lecture us about for decades.
www.kyivpost.com/opinion/57290
Ei-ei-ei! ERR-i reporterikene. Kui millegi võrdlusena on algses uudises "tonni trotüüliga", siis sina EI asenda "tonni lõhkeainega"!
July 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Ei-ei-ei! ERR-i reporterikene. Kui millegi võrdlusena on algses uudises "tonni trotüüliga", siis sina EI asenda "tonni lõhkeainega"!
Ketserlik mõte jälle....
Koos toidukaupade käibemaksu alandamisega on vaja kehtestada suhkru- (ja miks ka mitte soola-) maks...
Koos toidukaupade käibemaksu alandamisega on vaja kehtestada suhkru- (ja miks ka mitte soola-) maks...
July 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ketserlik mõte jälle....
Koos toidukaupade käibemaksu alandamisega on vaja kehtestada suhkru- (ja miks ka mitte soola-) maks...
Koos toidukaupade käibemaksu alandamisega on vaja kehtestada suhkru- (ja miks ka mitte soola-) maks...
Sa ei soovi "riigile raha anda"? Tõsta parem jalg ülesse poole!
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😀
July 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Sa ei soovi "riigile raha anda"? Tõsta parem jalg ülesse poole!
😀
😀
Yeah... what is your job?
July 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Yeah... what is your job?
Ketserlik mõte - võibolla ei olegi pilvesalvestus paha...🤔
July 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Ketserlik mõte - võibolla ei olegi pilvesalvestus paha...🤔
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Eestis promovad ussirohtu kõik uhhuud, sh Kaari "akadeemia esimene printsess" Saarma, perearst Helen Lasn, Rea Raus, aga ka Monika Helme, Varro Vooglaid jt kõigevastasusest elatuvad isikud.
Egiptuse lennud on nagu ivermektiini-ekspressid. Toll magab.
www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...
Egiptuse lennud on nagu ivermektiini-ekspressid. Toll magab.
www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...
How Ivermectin Became Right-Wing Aspirin
Once a suspect COVID treatment, now a cure for everything
www.theatlantic.com
June 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Eestis promovad ussirohtu kõik uhhuud, sh Kaari "akadeemia esimene printsess" Saarma, perearst Helen Lasn, Rea Raus, aga ka Monika Helme, Varro Vooglaid jt kõigevastasusest elatuvad isikud.
Egiptuse lennud on nagu ivermektiini-ekspressid. Toll magab.
www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...
Egiptuse lennud on nagu ivermektiini-ekspressid. Toll magab.
www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...
That's why you need to know rules
June 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
That's why you need to know rules
That's where you can find him
June 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
That's where you can find him
Somebody please show Trump this map
June 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Somebody please show Trump this map