Banannelei
@banannelei.bsky.social
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Crazy Cat Lady,Amateur Cryptid Hunter,Queen of Anxiety, OG XPhile, Part Time FNaF Theorist, RN
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The Truth is out there, Agent Mulder, but so are Lies.
Crazy Cat Lady,Amateur Cryptid Hunter,Queen of Anxiety, OG XPhile, Part Time FNaF Theorist, RN
💉🗿🧙♂️🌿🔮
The Truth is out there, Agent Mulder, but so are Lies.
@gaminghistorian.bsky.social - once upon a time in 2004, I cleaned houses - I used to clean Harrison Tyler's house in Wmbg Va - small world! Pleasant family, the house did NOT need a maid lol.
December 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
@gaminghistorian.bsky.social - once upon a time in 2004, I cleaned houses - I used to clean Harrison Tyler's house in Wmbg Va - small world! Pleasant family, the house did NOT need a maid lol.
It wouldn’t be a festive holiday season without Mystery Illness™️
a man is pouring liquid from a bottle that says mr. muscle
ALT: a man is pouring liquid from a bottle that says mr. muscle
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December 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It wouldn’t be a festive holiday season without Mystery Illness™️
I made a point to download GoodReads simply so I could log a handful of negative book reviews.
Never in my 40yrs of life have I read something so absolutely terrible that I sincerely hope the author paid to self publish…
I should have finished my English degree.
Never in my 40yrs of life have I read something so absolutely terrible that I sincerely hope the author paid to self publish…
I should have finished my English degree.
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I made a point to download GoodReads simply so I could log a handful of negative book reviews.
Never in my 40yrs of life have I read something so absolutely terrible that I sincerely hope the author paid to self publish…
I should have finished my English degree.
Never in my 40yrs of life have I read something so absolutely terrible that I sincerely hope the author paid to self publish…
I should have finished my English degree.
Burger, Slider and their plush squeaky land mine…
December 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Burger, Slider and their plush squeaky land mine…
Who needs a drivers side window in December in the Midwest anyway?
a cartoon robot with the words `` pain bot '' on it .
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December 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Who needs a drivers side window in December in the Midwest anyway?
For a really long time, like ages 16-26, I used a stick of RAM as a keychain. It was old, like 32MB or something ridiculous.
Could you imagine a kid doing that today? Most expensive keychain ever...
Could you imagine a kid doing that today? Most expensive keychain ever...
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
For a really long time, like ages 16-26, I used a stick of RAM as a keychain. It was old, like 32MB or something ridiculous.
Could you imagine a kid doing that today? Most expensive keychain ever...
Could you imagine a kid doing that today? Most expensive keychain ever...
What do you mean Chica’s Secret Party????
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SCOTT?!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SCOTT?!
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What do you mean Chica’s Secret Party????
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SCOTT?!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SCOTT?!
Whilst purchasing my FNAF2 tickets today, the seat selection screen used The Puppet to indicate filled seats, and that has brought me so much joy.
a puppet from five nights at freddy 's is dancing in a room with posters on the wall .
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December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Whilst purchasing my FNAF2 tickets today, the seat selection screen used The Puppet to indicate filled seats, and that has brought me so much joy.
Reminds me of working in Williamsburg.
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Reminds me of working in Williamsburg.
Saw this guy today for the first time in approximately 35 years. He’s still as smarmy as ever.
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Saw this guy today for the first time in approximately 35 years. He’s still as smarmy as ever.
@qfgbook.bsky.social - my brother and I were chatting last night and decided Manu from QFG3 needs a wife. Meet, WoManu (I am so sorry 🤣)
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
@qfgbook.bsky.social - my brother and I were chatting last night and decided Manu from QFG3 needs a wife. Meet, WoManu (I am so sorry 🤣)
Burger, Slider. 🍔 🍔 ♥️
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Burger, Slider. 🍔 🍔 ♥️
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November 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
There's nothing that can adequately explain the ire I have that my blood sugar rockets into the 200's simply due to waking up.
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
There's nothing that can adequately explain the ire I have that my blood sugar rockets into the 200's simply due to waking up.
Fresh batch of porch kitten(s)
October 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Fresh batch of porch kitten(s)
$288 for 90 days of CGM wearables and meds. I’ll just tack that on to the other $120 I already pay every 90 days for the other meds to keep me alive…
I did not ask for this financial burden. Genetically it’s not even my fault…
Just a cog in the capitalism machine I guess…
I did not ask for this financial burden. Genetically it’s not even my fault…
Just a cog in the capitalism machine I guess…
October 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
$288 for 90 days of CGM wearables and meds. I’ll just tack that on to the other $120 I already pay every 90 days for the other meds to keep me alive…
I did not ask for this financial burden. Genetically it’s not even my fault…
Just a cog in the capitalism machine I guess…
I did not ask for this financial burden. Genetically it’s not even my fault…
Just a cog in the capitalism machine I guess…
And for my next magic trick; I will be diagnosed as a T1 Diabetic on my 40th birthday.
alice from alice in wonderland is wearing a blue dress
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October 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
And for my next magic trick; I will be diagnosed as a T1 Diabetic on my 40th birthday.
For better or worse, I woke up this morning and I’m officially 40.
“the party was for you”
“the party was for you”
a pixel art drawing of a group of cartoon characters including freddy fazbear
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October 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
For better or worse, I woke up this morning and I’m officially 40.
“the party was for you”
“the party was for you”
I’m tired y’all.
I’m really tired.
I’m really tired.
October 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’m tired y’all.
I’m really tired.
I’m really tired.
You know you've been in the nursing profession too long when you're reviewing lab results and you can see in your minds-eye the cholesterol deposits based upon the numbers in front of your eyes. It's like a Sherlock Holmes power, but way less cool.
September 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
You know you've been in the nursing profession too long when you're reviewing lab results and you can see in your minds-eye the cholesterol deposits based upon the numbers in front of your eyes. It's like a Sherlock Holmes power, but way less cool.
Today would have been my Dad’s 70th birthday.
Time is weird. Don’t waste it.
Listen to more Tom Waits. Dance in your driveway. Eat more late night Taco Bell. Smoke’m if you’ve gottem.
“Drive Fast, Take Chances, And Always Swerve To The Left,” - JWP ❤️
Time is weird. Don’t waste it.
Listen to more Tom Waits. Dance in your driveway. Eat more late night Taco Bell. Smoke’m if you’ve gottem.
“Drive Fast, Take Chances, And Always Swerve To The Left,” - JWP ❤️
September 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Today would have been my Dad’s 70th birthday.
Time is weird. Don’t waste it.
Listen to more Tom Waits. Dance in your driveway. Eat more late night Taco Bell. Smoke’m if you’ve gottem.
“Drive Fast, Take Chances, And Always Swerve To The Left,” - JWP ❤️
Time is weird. Don’t waste it.
Listen to more Tom Waits. Dance in your driveway. Eat more late night Taco Bell. Smoke’m if you’ve gottem.
“Drive Fast, Take Chances, And Always Swerve To The Left,” - JWP ❤️
Hi, if anyone wants to know, Weird Al opened his show and stood right in front of me and breathed my air. This may be as close as I ever get to my hero.
Also Clownvis was there. Amazing night 10/10 no notes.
Also Clownvis was there. Amazing night 10/10 no notes.
September 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Hi, if anyone wants to know, Weird Al opened his show and stood right in front of me and breathed my air. This may be as close as I ever get to my hero.
Also Clownvis was there. Amazing night 10/10 no notes.
Also Clownvis was there. Amazing night 10/10 no notes.