Julie
@bananas4bourbon.bsky.social
Aspiring tower witch. Oakland, CA born. (She/her)
Existential dreading like whoa 🫠
August 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Existential dreading like whoa 🫠
Aww thanks! It’s been a hot minute. How you doing?? I got a puppy!
August 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Aww thanks! It’s been a hot minute. How you doing?? I got a puppy!
Seriously. All the execs have their shovels made of solid gold they’re using to dig their own graves.
July 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Seriously. All the execs have their shovels made of solid gold they’re using to dig their own graves.
This is how I feel about smoothies. As soon as it’s blended, my body puts it in a different stomach chamber.
July 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This is how I feel about smoothies. As soon as it’s blended, my body puts it in a different stomach chamber.
Yes! Thank you for putting to words exactly how I was feeling about it. My 11th grade chem teacher called me sweetheart when he was exasperated with me once and I was forever done with him.
June 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Yes! Thank you for putting to words exactly how I was feeling about it. My 11th grade chem teacher called me sweetheart when he was exasperated with me once and I was forever done with him.
Aw yes! Miss those! My kids’ friends are already lining up to meet her too. 😂
June 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Aw yes! Miss those! My kids’ friends are already lining up to meet her too. 😂
Wish me luck with my first beagle 😅
June 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Wish me luck with my first beagle 😅
Hey babies! They’re gorgeous! We lost Theo almost 2 years ago and are bringing home Jellybean on Friday!
June 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Hey babies! They’re gorgeous! We lost Theo almost 2 years ago and are bringing home Jellybean on Friday!
And when both MCs are perfect in every way…*yawwwwn*
June 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
And when both MCs are perfect in every way…*yawwwwn*
Right along with “I didn’t fuck around and I would like to be excused from finding out”.
June 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Right along with “I didn’t fuck around and I would like to be excused from finding out”.
It’s where gamers can oversee their domain.
May 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It’s where gamers can oversee their domain.
Great pressure point for staving off headaches!
May 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Great pressure point for staving off headaches!
The current tac is a head-scratcher for sure.
May 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The current tac is a head-scratcher for sure.
People seem to hate California enough that I doubt anyone from here would win a presidency, but on the heels of Trump, as his antithesis would have been the time to try. Alas.
May 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
People seem to hate California enough that I doubt anyone from here would win a presidency, but on the heels of Trump, as his antithesis would have been the time to try. Alas.
Oh my gosh! How did you know/remember? Haha. Thank you! 💛
May 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Oh my gosh! How did you know/remember? Haha. Thank you! 💛
You’ve gone full pirate!
May 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
You’ve gone full pirate!
If you say “good morning” on Threads you’ll get 500 responses about how it’s NOT good at all and how very dare you for saying so. 😂
May 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
If you say “good morning” on Threads you’ll get 500 responses about how it’s NOT good at all and how very dare you for saying so. 😂
Sounds like one of the assholes in tech who has been driving all the women out because who has time for that many toxic men?
May 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Sounds like one of the assholes in tech who has been driving all the women out because who has time for that many toxic men?