Matt
@bananaocelot.bsky.social
Just some guy with a passion for tech, animals (especially my two cats), video games, movies, and sleep.
r/AskHistorians is great because lots of interesting questions appear which I’d love to see answered succinctly, but then experts answer the question by writing a 74-page essay with no TL;DR
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
r/AskHistorians is great because lots of interesting questions appear which I’d love to see answered succinctly, but then experts answer the question by writing a 74-page essay with no TL;DR
You have the power to piss in the bathroom sink. Nobody can stop you
December 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
You have the power to piss in the bathroom sink. Nobody can stop you
Spending more awake hours at work than home should not be forced. I will not budge on this stance
December 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Spending more awake hours at work than home should not be forced. I will not budge on this stance
“Laces suck so goddamn bad, man, they always get twisted and stuck. fuck this there has to be a better way” - Me at 8
“Laces suck so goddamn bad, man, they always get twisted and stuck. fuck this there has to be a better way” - Me at 31
“Laces suck so goddamn bad, man, they always get twisted and stuck. fuck this there has to be a better way” - Me at 31
September 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
“Laces suck so goddamn bad, man, they always get twisted and stuck. fuck this there has to be a better way” - Me at 8
“Laces suck so goddamn bad, man, they always get twisted and stuck. fuck this there has to be a better way” - Me at 31
“Laces suck so goddamn bad, man, they always get twisted and stuck. fuck this there has to be a better way” - Me at 31
bro i'm just tryna find an HD wallpaper of Pepsiman, internet is letting me down
September 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
bro i'm just tryna find an HD wallpaper of Pepsiman, internet is letting me down
Things really start going downhill once you leave the womb huh
September 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Things really start going downhill once you leave the womb huh
Just an astounding embarrassment and prime example of pathetic garbage. I will never be strong enough to make it in this world
August 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just an astounding embarrassment and prime example of pathetic garbage. I will never be strong enough to make it in this world
I’m weak and pathetic and I wish I could die so everyone could mourn that I was taken before hitting my peak. Or maybe it’s all downhill from here, who fucking knows
August 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’m weak and pathetic and I wish I could die so everyone could mourn that I was taken before hitting my peak. Or maybe it’s all downhill from here, who fucking knows
Jarvis annihilate his balls
August 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Jarvis annihilate his balls
i should start drinking heavily and then fuck my life up because shit damn shit fucking sucks right now
August 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
i should start drinking heavily and then fuck my life up because shit damn shit fucking sucks right now
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"Bluesky is dying"
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"Bluesky is dying"
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Crabs are peak evolution. I can only hope to become as magnificent as a crab
July 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Crabs are peak evolution. I can only hope to become as magnificent as a crab
Life becomes a little more enjoyable once you understand that all of our appliances only work because of the Gnomes
July 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Life becomes a little more enjoyable once you understand that all of our appliances only work because of the Gnomes
The crazy thing about naming your movie after a specific year is when YouTube clips come out titled “The Destruction of Los Angeles: 2012” and for one second you question whether LA actually died
July 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The crazy thing about naming your movie after a specific year is when YouTube clips come out titled “The Destruction of Los Angeles: 2012” and for one second you question whether LA actually died
Feeling like a Moron because a decade+ later I realize my friend saying “same difference” actually does make sense, and my argument that it doesn’t was simply wrong
July 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Feeling like a Moron because a decade+ later I realize my friend saying “same difference” actually does make sense, and my argument that it doesn’t was simply wrong
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Keith David’s reaction to receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
So deserved! Thank you for your work and impact! 👏
So deserved! Thank you for your work and impact! 👏
July 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Keith David’s reaction to receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
So deserved! Thank you for your work and impact! 👏
So deserved! Thank you for your work and impact! 👏
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yo cars are fucking STUPID
July 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
yo cars are fucking STUPID
Is there a name for a quarter-life crisis that you’ve felt since age 13
June 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Is there a name for a quarter-life crisis that you’ve felt since age 13
Day two of the new job, only just started to cry - that’s a new personal best
June 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Day two of the new job, only just started to cry - that’s a new personal best
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Chris Nolan describing how he wants the audio mixed so that sometimes dialogue is inaudible made me hate him so much oh my god
Cristopher Nolan must be tried for his crimes against audio balancing and sentenced to an eternity of the EHRGEIZ menu sound effect
May 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Chris Nolan describing how he wants the audio mixed so that sometimes dialogue is inaudible made me hate him so much oh my god
Wow I wish I was home right now - day 695 with this thought popping up
May 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Wow I wish I was home right now - day 695 with this thought popping up