Gideon Gemstone is an icon and we all need to acknowledge that

Kinda upset that artichokes do not get enough hype. Steam them and pair with a thick garlic + onion butter sauce? Give. It. To. Me.

I cannot reiterate this enough, but the Juvenile Tiny Desk Concert is instantly in my Top 3 of the series

I just finished rewatching Big Love and I am reaffirmed in my belief that Bill Henrickson was the biggest villain of the show, followed by literally all of the Grants.

Threads: we’re going to scold you for using the word “fuck”

Bluesky: please make sure that picture of your ass has alt text so everyone can enjoy it 💕💕

kind of appalled at people who still drink hot coffee. iced coffee exists, why wouldn’t you embrace the superior option?

At least once a month I think about how my mom’s partner was so hopeless at using a computer that my brother built one for him but put Ubuntu on it

*me everytime someone asks how I am and I say “good! what about you?”*

A fictional character you would give an invite code to

(you know she’d go on rants that would make no sense at all but also be incredibly entertaining when you can’t sleep)

I have had ‘Misbehavin’ stuck in my head for 48 hours since deciding to make and print these Uncle Baby Billy stickers at home. Please help.

I appreciate having the 10 minute version of All Too Well by Taylor Swift but it’s about time we get what we really need: the 10 minute version of Smooth by Rob Thomas and Carlos Santana.

Played a ranked duos Fortnite match with someone who had a pirate-themed username and spoke in a pirate accent throughout the whole match. I just needed the world to know about this.

girls don't forget to make yourself a little treat today little treats are so important for survival

After nine years (almost to the day) of using dark humor to cope with being a card-carrying member of this club, and helping initiate my loved ones into it, I decided it was time to make us more official.

I cannot wait to see the look on my therapist’s face when I share 🥰😈

https://etsy.me/3Oi6Q3C

Just resurfacing this photo of my first born, in a tropical shirt, sitting on a tropical shirt pool floatie.

When people ask how I’m doing, I enjoy getting to respond with this sticker I made this week.