lesbiahna
@banahna.bsky.social
she/her
sex and the city (but chicago)
sex and the city (but chicago)
about to be farting at the function with my girls
July 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
about to be farting at the function with my girls
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I think that people I hate should keep their successes to themselves
June 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I think that people I hate should keep their successes to themselves
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I swear my body knows when I go into an in person meeting and turns on the fart machine
June 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I swear my body knows when I go into an in person meeting and turns on the fart machine
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I love a remorseful trumpet
July 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I love a remorseful trumpet
just watched pulp fiction… da fuq?
July 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
just watched pulp fiction… da fuq?
diet pepsi tastes like the sugar syrup that goes on shaved ice (derogatory)
June 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
diet pepsi tastes like the sugar syrup that goes on shaved ice (derogatory)
my nightcap is facebook marketplace
June 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
my nightcap is facebook marketplace
you’ve heard of a shower beer. get ready for shower crab rangoon.
May 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
you’ve heard of a shower beer. get ready for shower crab rangoon.
always needing to rest my weary bones😔
May 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
always needing to rest my weary bones😔
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Do Not Fuck With Me Or My Friends If You Are Not Pure Of Heart 🤺
May 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Do Not Fuck With Me Or My Friends If You Are Not Pure Of Heart 🤺
y’all fuck with wenches? 🤔
May 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
y’all fuck with wenches? 🤔
breaking news: woman smokes weed and realizes she basically has bones in her mouth
April 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
breaking news: woman smokes weed and realizes she basically has bones in her mouth
sean paul please leave me alone.
April 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
sean paul please leave me alone.
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it’s actually so crazy to meet a homophobic person who’s had more gay sex than i have
March 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
it’s actually so crazy to meet a homophobic person who’s had more gay sex than i have
new display name courtesy of @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social
March 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
new display name courtesy of @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social
lapping at my london fog like a cat
March 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
lapping at my london fog like a cat
I will pay someone to remove my uterus 🥰
March 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I will pay someone to remove my uterus 🥰
can’t sleep. time to pull out all the stops and listen to a jason stephenson meditation on spotify
March 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
can’t sleep. time to pull out all the stops and listen to a jason stephenson meditation on spotify
if flirting with my friends is a crime, I need to be put away for life because I am a repeat offender
February 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
if flirting with my friends is a crime, I need to be put away for life because I am a repeat offender
saf about the man that just walked by: “I love a BIG, BROODING man. If he looks like a sad eagle……”
February 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
saf about the man that just walked by: “I love a BIG, BROODING man. If he looks like a sad eagle……”
guys… last night was GENUINELY a movie hehehe
February 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
guys… last night was GENUINELY a movie hehehe
the closest thing adults have to homework is expense reports
February 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
the closest thing adults have to homework is expense reports
lucy on possibly being immunocompromised:
“maybe my body is a wonderland”
“maybe my body is a wonderland”
February 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
lucy on possibly being immunocompromised:
“maybe my body is a wonderland”
“maybe my body is a wonderland”
*applied for a new apartment*
lucy: “what if I twerked?” “i’m going to shit my pants”
lucy: “what if I twerked?” “i’m going to shit my pants”
February 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
*applied for a new apartment*
lucy: “what if I twerked?” “i’m going to shit my pants”
lucy: “what if I twerked?” “i’m going to shit my pants”
so who’s going to pay me to look at pretty jewelry online all day
February 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
so who’s going to pay me to look at pretty jewelry online all day