Trying to get through a day without a sweet treat is like an angel trying to fly without her wings
October 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Trying to get through a day without a sweet treat is like an angel trying to fly without her wings
I hate (kind of) working in customer service. I would rather fight to the death
October 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I hate (kind of) working in customer service. I would rather fight to the death
ET was my sleep paralysis demon for my first 8 or so years of life
October 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
ET was my sleep paralysis demon for my first 8 or so years of life
I am not immune to propaganda (I enjoyed a superhero movie)
August 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I am not immune to propaganda (I enjoyed a superhero movie)
I can't imagine what elevators were like before headphones.... just all standing in silence with nothing as an excuse???
August 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I can't imagine what elevators were like before headphones.... just all standing in silence with nothing as an excuse???
Reposted by Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah
about to be farting at the function with my girls
July 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
about to be farting at the function with my girls
Checking my mail in my tootsie pop boxers and butthole (the band) neon green tshirt..... silently begging my neighbors not to walk out rn
July 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Checking my mail in my tootsie pop boxers and butthole (the band) neon green tshirt..... silently begging my neighbors not to walk out rn
Being tatted is like being pregnant in the way that people think they have the right to touch you
July 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Being tatted is like being pregnant in the way that people think they have the right to touch you
Can men give me a fucking break please
July 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Can men give me a fucking break please
bro are we not allowed to YEARN anymore??!!!?!
July 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
bro are we not allowed to YEARN anymore??!!!?!
I wish all the fungus gnats in my house a very death by venus flytrap 🖤
July 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I wish all the fungus gnats in my house a very death by venus flytrap 🖤
I don't know how to flirt, I'm just mean to men that are nervous around me
July 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I don't know how to flirt, I'm just mean to men that are nervous around me
I love a remorseful trumpet
July 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I love a remorseful trumpet
Men fishing for compliments is so.....
July 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Men fishing for compliments is so.....
It will be a beautiful thing once tattoo artists take credit cards as payment <3
June 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It will be a beautiful thing once tattoo artists take credit cards as payment <3
I swear my body knows when I go into an in person meeting and turns on the fart machine
June 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I swear my body knows when I go into an in person meeting and turns on the fart machine
It's really unfortunate that sopranos fans make the worst memes
June 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It's really unfortunate that sopranos fans make the worst memes
I think that people I hate should keep their successes to themselves
June 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I think that people I hate should keep their successes to themselves
I've gotta say, I will be a proud draft dodger before I EVERRRR fight for this country and their useless wars
June 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I've gotta say, I will be a proud draft dodger before I EVERRRR fight for this country and their useless wars
Let me burn in hell before I ever refer to myself in a couple as the mom/dad of the group
June 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Let me burn in hell before I ever refer to myself in a couple as the mom/dad of the group
I'm .3 seconds away from posting mental illness btw
June 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I'm .3 seconds away from posting mental illness btw
My feet are slime and my docs are a 12 year old girls hands
June 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My feet are slime and my docs are a 12 year old girls hands
The only thing worse than watering 40 plants is repotting 40 plants
June 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The only thing worse than watering 40 plants is repotting 40 plants
Enemies are always closer than u think EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK
June 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Enemies are always closer than u think EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK
I think it would be fun to beat a man with a bouquet of flowers one day
June 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I think it would be fun to beat a man with a bouquet of flowers one day