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La force de l'âge
LPT: Add your salad bar toppings first and lettuce last so you can dump it on a plate.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"There's no way, I don't think, any of us can excuse what the president did yesterday. I mean, you have the world watching."

Peter King, R-NY on Obama wearing a tan suit.
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
RIP Penny. Goodnight, sweet prince. It was 232.
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
RIP Paul Tagliabue. Goodnight, sweet prince.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
RIP VP Dick Cheney. Goodnight, sweet prince.
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Sloppy Joseph - You can have a healthier 2025 version of a 70s favorite sloppy joe dinner.
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Name a better duo than sautéed mushrooms and onions.
October 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
RIP Nick Mangold. Goodnight, sweet prince.
October 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
RIP Ace Frehley. Goodnight, sweet prince.
October 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Hold on. Who was the President on January 6, 2020? Try to set political affiliation aside for a moment. Is it too much to ask for a Gen X President? I’m even open to a Millennial.
October 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
RIP Diane Keaton, Goodnight, sweet princess.
October 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
👏👏👏
October 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
RIP Sister Jean. Goodnight, sweet princess. "God bless us, amen, and go Ramblers." IYKYK. 106 years old.
October 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The Nobel Peace Prize goes to Venezuela’s María Corina Machado. The Committee said, “When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist.”
October 10, 2025 at 9:29 AM
RIP Jane Goodall. Goodnight, sweet princess.
October 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Wherever you, there you are.
September 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
RIP Robert Redford. Goodnight, sweet prince.
September 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
RIP Polly Holliday. Goodnight, sweet princess. Kiss my grits.
September 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Happy birthday, Count Leo Tolstoy. Every weekday in 2025 begins with Anna Karenina and The Calendar of Wisdom. A quiet ritual that brings clarity. Your work still offers insight, still speaks to what it means to be human. Thank you for the company.
September 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Can’t believe how good this is. Amy’s Vegan Supreme pizza with meatless pepperoni and sausage. #vegan
September 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
RIP Davey Johnson. Goodnight, sweet prince. #Orioles
September 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I knew it
September 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
RIP Giorgio Armani. Goodnight, sweet prince.
September 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My club did the same thing. I predict we will have only two tennis courts next year.
September 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Most proud moment of the week: scoring 11/11 on the Times quiz.
August 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM