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La force de l'âge
LPT: Add your salad bar toppings first and lettuce last so you can dump it on a plate.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"There's no way, I don't think, any of us can excuse what the president did yesterday. I mean, you have the world watching."

Peter King, R-NY on Obama wearing a tan suit.
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
RIP Penny. Goodnight, sweet prince. It was 232.
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
RIP Paul Tagliabue. Goodnight, sweet prince.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Are parents in African countries telling their children to finish their plates because there are starving children in America?
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Is there a petition floating around to exchange half of the apples in Chick-fil-A’s fruit cup for pineapple or even kiwi?
November 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If you’ve read Anna Karenina, I just reached that point. Part 7, chapter 31
a gorilla is holding a yellow pepper in its hand and eating it .
ALT: a gorilla is holding a yellow pepper in its hand and eating it .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
RIP VP Dick Cheney. Goodnight, sweet prince.
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Sloppy Joseph - You can have a healthier 2025 version of a 70s favorite sloppy joe dinner.
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Name a better duo than sautéed mushrooms and onions.
October 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Jamaica is about to be Jabreaka
What we're witnessing with #Melissa is ultra rare in the history of known hurricanes in the Atlantic. This level of sustained intensity and feasting on every joule of ocean heat content without any real disruption is incredible.

Not hyperbole: Jamaica is facing a generational catastrophic event.
October 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I could get behind this 🤷‍♂️
Gavin Newsom says he will consider White House run after 2026 elections
In an exclusive interview, California Gov. Gavin Newsom said that he will consider a presidential campaign after the 2026 midterm elections.
www.cbsnews.com
October 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
RIP Nick Mangold. Goodnight, sweet prince.
October 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
RIP Ace Frehley. Goodnight, sweet prince.
October 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
How is this peace in the Middle East when we are back where we were two years ago, except with more dead people? Did we have peace then? It still ignores the core issues of governance in Gaza, Israeli security demands, borders, refugees, and recognition.
October 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hold on. Who was the President on January 6, 2020? Try to set political affiliation aside for a moment. Is it too much to ask for a Gen X President? I’m even open to a Millennial.
October 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
RIP Diane Keaton, Goodnight, sweet princess.
October 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
RIP Sister Jean. Goodnight, sweet princess. "God bless us, amen, and go Ramblers." IYKYK. 106 years old.
October 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The Nobel Peace Prize goes to Venezuela’s María Corina Machado. The Committee said, “When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist.”
October 10, 2025 at 9:29 AM
RIP Jane Goodall. Goodnight, sweet princess.
October 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Wherever you, there you are.
September 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Do you remember? 🌎💨🔥
September 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Just finished My Struggle Book 1 by Knausgaard. He writes about the mundane with the same intensity as major life events. Brutal honesty about awkwardness and family damage. Completely changed how I think about daily experience. On to Book 2. www.baltimoretom.com/blog/what-i-...
What I Took from My Struggle Book 1 by Karl Ove Knausgaard | Baltimore Tom
Ordinary moments, teenage embarrassment, and a father's death examined with unflinching detail in Knausgaard's autobiographical masterpiece.
www.baltimoretom.com
September 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM