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Yeah MTG’s redemption arc has a much much longer way to go for me. Hooray happy she’s ready to disagree with Trump publicly but that’s bringing her back to neutral yet
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Yeah MTG’s redemption arc has a much much longer way to go for me. Hooray happy she’s ready to disagree with Trump publicly but that’s bringing her back to neutral yet
I see you were already successful but thots and pears!
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I see you were already successful but thots and pears!
My siblings and I all loved this movie soo much. Watched about a million times. My brother asks when my daughter will be old to watch it (she’s not quite 3) and I’m not entirely sure the appropriate age range for this
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My siblings and I all loved this movie soo much. Watched about a million times. My brother asks when my daughter will be old to watch it (she’s not quite 3) and I’m not entirely sure the appropriate age range for this
A lovable scamp of a cartoon dog?
a cartoon dog is asking why should i worry
ALT: a cartoon dog is asking why should i worry
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
A lovable scamp of a cartoon dog?
I think mine would co-sign chocolate chip class! Also classes are so funny at this age, sometimes we go and she just refuses to participate (circus arts, gymnastics, hit or miss on music-dance) others where leaving is a meltdown because she never wants to leave (swimming)
November 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I think mine would co-sign chocolate chip class! Also classes are so funny at this age, sometimes we go and she just refuses to participate (circus arts, gymnastics, hit or miss on music-dance) others where leaving is a meltdown because she never wants to leave (swimming)
What if they were enjoying coffee with their partner while listening to the rain?? Like a monster??
October 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
What if they were enjoying coffee with their partner while listening to the rain?? Like a monster??
I so happy for you!
October 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I so happy for you!
This is such a sweet story! 🥹 <3
October 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is such a sweet story! 🥹 <3
At work I was telling about test driving a Subaru and the poor sales guy making sure to bring up diverse drivers and rehoboth beach and just short of “but if gay? buy Subaru?” And my midwife bud is rolling her eyes so hard, then adds “I’d be mad… but my girlfriend drives a Subaru so he’s not wrong”
October 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
At work I was telling about test driving a Subaru and the poor sales guy making sure to bring up diverse drivers and rehoboth beach and just short of “but if gay? buy Subaru?” And my midwife bud is rolling her eyes so hard, then adds “I’d be mad… but my girlfriend drives a Subaru so he’s not wrong”
I was inclined to agree until the scenario of the zoo + two two-year-olds and a small 6 year old and an uncle eager to prove he’s the most fun uncle whose ever been to the gym more than everyone else has changed my mind. But just me and one child? Nope
October 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I was inclined to agree until the scenario of the zoo + two two-year-olds and a small 6 year old and an uncle eager to prove he’s the most fun uncle whose ever been to the gym more than everyone else has changed my mind. But just me and one child? Nope
Hate when a baby name I pick gets all popular
October 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hate when a baby name I pick gets all popular
Same here! nobody else at the playground? whatever don’t care, only climbs if you want. Bunch of kids in line to go down? no climbing. All the kids are climbing up? join in baby!
October 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Same here! nobody else at the playground? whatever don’t care, only climbs if you want. Bunch of kids in line to go down? no climbing. All the kids are climbing up? join in baby!
A trauma surgeon I worked with had two bloodthirsty nephews that would always pester her for work stories, the gorier the better. She said she tried to turn it into a valuable moral lesson “… And so, if that man hadn’t been drinking, he wouldn’t have climbed that tree” but she wasn’t sure it helped
September 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
A trauma surgeon I worked with had two bloodthirsty nephews that would always pester her for work stories, the gorier the better. She said she tried to turn it into a valuable moral lesson “… And so, if that man hadn’t been drinking, he wouldn’t have climbed that tree” but she wasn’t sure it helped
So precious!!
September 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
So precious!!
Oh! What a ratly feast!
September 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oh! What a ratly feast!
I did not know this was in the universe and am absolutely delighted to be made aware of it! Will have to try to get tickets, loved the book!
September 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I did not know this was in the universe and am absolutely delighted to be made aware of it! Will have to try to get tickets, loved the book!
Curry with coconut milk and rice, if I have a lot of energy, I will chop up and sauté vegetables if not bag of frozen vegetables works well too and protein of choice (I’m veggie so tofu cubes, faux meatie things, but for non-veggies I think chicken or shrimp would work well)
September 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Curry with coconut milk and rice, if I have a lot of energy, I will chop up and sauté vegetables if not bag of frozen vegetables works well too and protein of choice (I’m veggie so tofu cubes, faux meatie things, but for non-veggies I think chicken or shrimp would work well)
Mine is the accidentally prepare several entirely different and in no way complementary drinks one after the other “oh yes my coffee and my orange juice and a mint cucumber seltzer and—“
September 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Mine is the accidentally prepare several entirely different and in no way complementary drinks one after the other “oh yes my coffee and my orange juice and a mint cucumber seltzer and—“
This is the same kind of guy that thinks that the machine that rage against the machine is raging against is maybe the dishwasher — absolutely no iota of political awareness
September 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This is the same kind of guy that thinks that the machine that rage against the machine is raging against is maybe the dishwasher — absolutely no iota of political awareness
Read excepts from Ursula Vernon’s a sorceress calls, a “the goose girl” reimagining?
September 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Read excepts from Ursula Vernon’s a sorceress calls, a “the goose girl” reimagining?
This is such a goofy one because 0 chance anyone is going to think “not trans” and will assume the kid is fussy about what kind of fertilizer was used to grow their veg - and these weird fantasies? odds are better they’ll have to try explaining the bullying their “organic” daughter was ringleading 🙄
August 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is such a goofy one because 0 chance anyone is going to think “not trans” and will assume the kid is fussy about what kind of fertilizer was used to grow their veg - and these weird fantasies? odds are better they’ll have to try explaining the bullying their “organic” daughter was ringleading 🙄
My daughter told me edamame beans were “eda-mommy beans! Look there’s babies!” while squeezing the pods… makes her enthusiastic chowing down on said babies a little concerning but I love how clever kids are with food
August 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My daughter told me edamame beans were “eda-mommy beans! Look there’s babies!” while squeezing the pods… makes her enthusiastic chowing down on said babies a little concerning but I love how clever kids are with food
There’s also sometimes a weird almost vicious “my parents would have hit me for less!!” Like.. uh-huh? And that’s.. better? Over carrying my kid away if she’s having a tantrum? But then “noo never! But you should still achieve perfect behavior at all times for all ages” very doable thanks
August 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
There’s also sometimes a weird almost vicious “my parents would have hit me for less!!” Like.. uh-huh? And that’s.. better? Over carrying my kid away if she’s having a tantrum? But then “noo never! But you should still achieve perfect behavior at all times for all ages” very doable thanks
Mine does this too and I also love it! We (my toddler and I) average $100 each visit and that isn’t even counting audiobooks on Libby ♥️
August 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Mine does this too and I also love it! We (my toddler and I) average $100 each visit and that isn’t even counting audiobooks on Libby ♥️
“My kitchen rules” out of Australia starts like this, it’s like a 2 hour episode and they show all 12 hours of prep including hitting the grocery store, hours of in-kitchen prep and 4-6 hour dinner parties at the contestant’s house for their opponents as the first round and it is my favorite.
August 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“My kitchen rules” out of Australia starts like this, it’s like a 2 hour episode and they show all 12 hours of prep including hitting the grocery store, hours of in-kitchen prep and 4-6 hour dinner parties at the contestant’s house for their opponents as the first round and it is my favorite.