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Hello new platform! A nurse practitioner with a toddler in beautiful Baltimore, staving off Baby Shark induced brain atrophy by interacting with words.. maybe gifs too
My child, having just finished a bowl of ice cream: “more?”
Me: “not tonight love, more tomorrow”
Her “I want ice cream cone”
Me “no more ice cream. Do you want a cup of milk? A banana?”
“popsicle?”
“no.”
“No fair! . . . I want my sparkle shoes!”
No more ice cream? At least I can look fabulous!
August 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This girl at 7am this morning gesturing angrily at the windows: “I don’t like this darkness! it’s too sunny! Turn it off mommy!”

(They do have blackout curtains on them but clearly not enough for my vampire child)
July 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
But no Catra? How am I going to make them kiss?? Some Pride month this is 😤
June 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Admittedly I also have this expression when someone on the street suggests a smile
June 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Rain means rain puddles!! It’s also the block from our house with railroad tracks so we got to wave at not just one but TWO trains! The commuter train engineer waved back! What more could a toddler want?
May 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Let’s all squeeze together for a picture!” 😅
April 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My child at the very cool B&O railroad museum to survey their fine selection of “rock-a-by” chairs
March 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Just normal times with normal abyssal creatures rising from the depths. Just in time for that ☄️
Researchers believe they've recorded potentially the first-ever sighting of an adult abyssal fish, Melanocetus johnsonii, in broad daylight.

Normally found at depths between 200 and 2,000 meters, this predator was spotted just 2km off the coast of Tenerife.

Full story: tinyurl.com/5j37dnmw
February 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Tried to get a non-blurry picture of the mittens. I was not successful.
January 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
All cuddled up for a warm winter’s nap
January 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Trends like this are fascinating! Especially married no kids steady as a rock, but single no kids tripling - or like mine, multi-gen unmarried fam together doubling.
December 24, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Throw back to maternity leave march 2023, feeling like both 1000 years ago and yesterday
November 24, 2024 at 9:46 PM
I don’t take many pictures of my dogs anymore because they are very old and gray and spend 90% of the day asleep, but they are still cute.
November 20, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Well now that I’ve finished The Penguin I need to find another meaningful pursuit in life
November 18, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Business in front, party in the back, croissant in hand - who could ask for anything more?
November 16, 2024 at 12:47 AM
What’s really behind internet discourse
November 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Hello new platform! A nurse practitioner with a toddler in beautiful Baltimore, staving off Baby Shark induced brain atrophy by interacting with words.. maybe gifs too
November 15, 2024 at 12:59 AM