My wife brought home a 3lb box of chocolates from work yesterday. She asked "do you want to regift it?" and I said "well I already got some water on the wrapping paper I better open it"

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That's a giant pan dulce from Con Azucar Cafe in San Jose. Don't think it's AI

Alien Earth

This could mean so many things and that's how you know it's a great movie. If I said oops I just "Madame Web"'d myself that only means one thing.

How I'd be with that bread

Exactly, and then you use touch controls which are more intuitive. Don't want to crash into that truck? Pinch here

Hey Mark big fan just wondering why you don't try to eat one million dollars $1 at a time. I think you would be good at it

If she's going to be deported after all the hassle at least give her some sensitive U.S. aviation equipment for the trip home. Least you could do

No but if you made a machine that could cook grandma's recipes perfectly I'd eat forever

This is my Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)