Normally that’d be me, but it brought me too much joy

I loved it so much. I was just thinking about it randomly like last week. lmao

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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

The huge crowds were awesome, but seeing rural areas (especially where Trump won by a lot) have a good showing was really encouraging! I hope this energy can be focused into other projects as well

I didn’t go (injured), but I found it really energizing. It was nice to have a day where it wasn’t all just bad news. When I’m out and about, I always wonder if anyone around me is paying attention. They must be if so many people showed up.

Finally some good news

I wonder if they meant someone fucked up your order. lol Either way… I hope they’re remaking your food

I gasped