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Balmer
@balmers.bsky.social
They/Them
Attention seeker by trade BUT DONT LOOK AT ME
Twitch Partner - Twitch.tv/Balmer
balmerlive@gmail.com
"Trans people don't exist"
-guy who no longer exists
September 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Any time you have to take a look and share would be massively appreciated.

Thank you all so much as always for your time and support ❤️

gofund.me/64635af6
Donate to Help Luna complete transition with gender-affirming surgery, organized by Luna _
Hi everyone, I'm Luna! You might already know me from around the in… Luna _ needs your support for Help Luna complete transition with gender-affirming surgery
gofund.me
June 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Logitech stuff isn't cheap enough for how wank everything is
June 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Our Kickstarter is almost halfway over and halfway funded! Who's down to help us reach 100 backers this week? www.kickstarter.com/projects/iam...
Help B. Dolan create an "Open Source" Record Label.
The time's come to create a label to house my catalogue! Let's use that as an educational community project!
www.kickstarter.com
March 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Miss the days when all I worried about was where the fuck I put my DS!
March 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Oh and on Thursday me and @balmers.bsky.social are going to play two snipers who have surprising views about Nazis (we enjoy shooting them in the balls)

SEE YOU THEN
March 3, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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And that was Loops Ahoy 9! We raised £1312.69 (so far) thanks to the amazing support and lovely communities of
@connorsparkyy.bsky.social @wattsie123.bsky.social @slatetwitch.bsky.social @gbirb.bsky.social @robinvouz.bsky.social who are all winners to me
March 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Grow little face pyebs pleaseeee!
March 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
HEY
Starting a WOW CLASSIC: CATACLYSM RP guild!
Still ironing out the lil details but if you are at all interested please let me know!
February 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What a day
February 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Really enjoy traitors but the word "Faithful" has started to really fuck me off!
February 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Hiya, if you enjoy SNSF or me in general I have a Ko-fi :)
I'm reet appreciative <3

ko-fi.com/balmer
Buy BALMER! a Coffee. ko-fi.com/balmer
Become a supporter of BALMER! today! ❤️ Ko-fi lets you support the creators you love.
ko-fi.com
February 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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7 mins of me being angry at Get To Work www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWL0...
An Easy Game For Babies. Mack's Get To Work Journey.
YouTube video by Mack
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Tonight at 9pm!
Its SNSF: LOVE AT FIRST SHITE
It might be the biggest SNSF not just me but so many others have poured some bloody effort into it <3

Give it a watch if you're into that.

I'd like that <3

www.twitch.tv/balmer
Balmer - Twitch
Hello :) My name is Balmer! I love to play all sorts of games. But most of all I love you! So please give me a follow and let's be friends x
www.twitch.tv
February 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
February 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Yes! The stare down the camera at Drake was iconic. But Serena fucking Williams!
February 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Brains called me a mega shit 4 times today and get this. I only listened to it 3 times!

Fucking chuffed

Ps: still thinking about Luigi
February 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I would say these are the vibe. A nice mix of them!
February 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This Sunday 9pm!

First SNSF of February

twitch.tv/balmer
January 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Yuck Elon, and Yuck Twitter Gold 🤮
It costs around 12K a year….
What a horrible waste of money,

Instead of doing that, we are giving $1000 to a different charity each month this year.
Starting with Doctors Without Borders!
January 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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📢 INFLUENCERS

Grandma, No! an incredible, funny, quirky upcoming title has just been announced! 🥳

More like, Grandma, Yes! amiright?!👵

let me know if you're wanting to keep updated on this!

RTs appreciated 🤗
Grandma, No! is coming to Steam 👵🏻

From some of the minds behind Job Simulator. Step into Grandma's slippers in this hilarious, chaotic adventure.

Wishlist Now 👇
store.steampowered.com/app/2362680/...
January 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If I'm ever first contact for an alien, I'm ratting all of you out. Me and ET are going to play favourites.
January 29, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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PSA to Vtubers who are using a business Paypal account for anonymity.

It looks like from Feb 1st by default all of your personal info is displayed on invoices! You also can no longer opt out of showing your real name!

Be careful and don't doxx yourself!
January 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
2 time loop veteran!
The knees who know how to please!
It's the best DBD content on twitch and that's coming from someone who doesn't like the game
Remember Loops Ahoy? The only DbD Tournament not to end up with a series of Tweetlongers that I dont understand. That also raises money for Gendered Intelligence a trans led charity for Services for trans, non-binary and gender questioning people? Do you? Well, news later
January 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM