You did a fantastic job of trying to wring information from a dry sponge. that felt like one of the most empty interviews I’ve ever heard. It’s like listening to sports stars comment on a game and say absolutely nothing.

They've been shooting people in LA and Chicago.

Spoiler, it was indeed a drilling

My wife and I both have Masters degrees and can't get out of the USA. It's a hard process and expensive as well.

A coward and a fool who has sold us out time and again. Good riddance, his seat would be better empty than with him in it.

May you have peace in these batshit crazy times.

This is some peak WCW/NWO shit. You've got Xbox on the mat about to tap out, and suddenly music plays. Valve comes running down the ramp, climbs to the top turnbuckle, and absolutely hammers Xbox into the ground as everyone watches stunned.

I'm in a teachers lounge at mybl kids' school waiting for a ceremony. The vibes in the room are dark. A lot of the other vets have thoughts on how things are going.

Remember when a single coax cable just brought it all into your house?

I really thought there was going to be an Edmund Fitzgerald reference in there.

Can you do the people of Illinois a favor and go punch @durbin.senate.gov in the nuts for us? It would be much appreciated.

I just finished the book on my commute to work this morning, and it was an absolute romp. It could have done with more sharts, but at classy moments per your usual style.

With a new generation of women not wanting to have kids, I feel that the vibe will be back, but in a new flavor.