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Despite everything, you're still cool
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Despite everything, you're still cool
NOBODY is a disaster in the same way you are, Spangles. That's one of many things that makes you precious.
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
NOBODY is a disaster in the same way you are, Spangles. That's one of many things that makes you precious.
Stephanie out here feeling like that one lion dude in all the FA ads about mp3s
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Stephanie out here feeling like that one lion dude in all the FA ads about mp3s
That is a surprisingly veiny pride flag.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
That is a surprisingly veiny pride flag.
As a representative of Big Fairy, I can definitely still confirm that this is top-tier advice.
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
As a representative of Big Fairy, I can definitely still confirm that this is top-tier advice.
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...why did it qrt rei as well
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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...why did it qrt rei as well
...why did it qrt rei as well
Cooking people you love...
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Cooking people you love...
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING PLANTS
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING PLANTS
The correct answer to the problem, the one that every sane person reaches for immediately, was put to film sixty years ago.
"Fuck it, every single agent is Bond now. That'll drive SMERSH insane."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casino_...
"Fuck it, every single agent is Bond now. That'll drive SMERSH insane."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casino_...
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The correct answer to the problem, the one that every sane person reaches for immediately, was put to film sixty years ago.
"Fuck it, every single agent is Bond now. That'll drive SMERSH insane."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casino_...
"Fuck it, every single agent is Bond now. That'll drive SMERSH insane."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casino_...
Thank you, that was perfect.
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Thank you, that was perfect.
Good work, 007. Now find an exit.
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Good work, 007. Now find an exit.
Okay but you really are just making Hitman at this point.
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Okay but you really are just making Hitman at this point.
The wild thing about Noodler's is that it turned out that he wasn't even making a profit with the business; he was just in it to put wack shit on the bottles.
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The wild thing about Noodler's is that it turned out that he wasn't even making a profit with the business; he was just in it to put wack shit on the bottles.
I'm sorry, they killed Bond in a movie called, "No, Time to Die!"
*four years ago*
And I'm only hearing about this nonsense *NOW*!?
*four years ago*
And I'm only hearing about this nonsense *NOW*!?
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I'm sorry, they killed Bond in a movie called, "No, Time to Die!"
*four years ago*
And I'm only hearing about this nonsense *NOW*!?
*four years ago*
And I'm only hearing about this nonsense *NOW*!?
"Good" and "bad" are orthogonal to heart, and there is a charm in something that is trying to say something even if the creator isn't really skilled enough to do it the way they might want.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"Good" and "bad" are orthogonal to heart, and there is a charm in something that is trying to say something even if the creator isn't really skilled enough to do it the way they might want.
The gun has "G BEAM" written on it, so presumably it's a goat beam. It's entirely possible that she just called it that and decided she'd figure out why after the fact, though. Maybe she's just as surprised as anyone.
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The gun has "G BEAM" written on it, so presumably it's a goat beam. It's entirely possible that she just called it that and decided she'd figure out why after the fact, though. Maybe she's just as surprised as anyone.
Shoutouts to this one pour soul who has to sit right in front of the pump.
Working for this woman must drive most people completely insane.
Working for this woman must drive most people completely insane.
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Shoutouts to this one pour soul who has to sit right in front of the pump.
Working for this woman must drive most people completely insane.
Working for this woman must drive most people completely insane.
If that line doesn't make it into the final marketing info I'm gonna be real surprised.
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If that line doesn't make it into the final marketing info I'm gonna be real surprised.
YEAH!! Her evil plan cannot be stopped.
(it's goats; the entire plan is goats)
(it's goats; the entire plan is goats)
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
YEAH!! Her evil plan cannot be stopped.
(it's goats; the entire plan is goats)
(it's goats; the entire plan is goats)
Honestly that would probably be more productive than anything else they're actually doing.
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Honestly that would probably be more productive than anything else they're actually doing.
Congratulations on completing your ambition the to the it!
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Congratulations on completing your ambition the to the it!