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Balina‼
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Account processes bad ideas and bad idea byproducts. User discretion is advised. 🔞 ‖ icon: @greekceltic.bsky.social‬ ‖ Header: Kingdom Grand Prix || She/They/CB
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balina.bsky.social
The best part of Imperishable Night is that every time I get a game over the game reminds me that I shouldn't be playing at 3 AM again.
"She knew better than to stay up ruminating... Things only go well when you're well-rested. Bad Ending No. 10 Try clearing without continues as best you can!
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
balina.bsky.social
These two should also get to make out.
Yuiman Asama declaring, "I feel as though I had been forgetting something very important to me." A rather roughly hacked-together, and also somewhat abridged screenshot of a portion of Void Stranger. ZERO Judge declares, "Surely there is something your soul craves. Or maybe... Something you've lost. Something very important." So, dumb story. I spent about an hour and a half getting screenshots for this, because I didn't just like the idea of just taking fuzzy shots of the YT upload of the entire game. That meant loading up the game, aborting my current run by dying and refusing the fruit, then doing a full hard mode runthrough as fast as I could. It really doesn't help that VS is even harder to screenshot in Windows 11, apparently, because it took roughly 5-15 seconds of holding down the screenshot button for one to actually take. Per screen. And just in case I grabbed this whole scene piece by piece. That was like ten minutes all by itself. It's not even the only time this phrase gets said; it comes up at least twice in Void Stranger, and once in ZeroRanger (which these are callbacks to, naturally), it's just that none of those other cases have it said by someone on the screen, so it wouldn't make any sense. There's also a much, much dumber reason for this joke, but I'm already posting something from kinda late-game, context or not.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
balina.bsky.social
Poked at EoSD for the first time in months, and maybe the third time ever. Could have gone worse!

I remain *really* rubbish at shooters but it's nice to know I'm not *total* rubbish.
Look, okay, yes, it's only normal mode. I get that. Also whoops I did sorta use two continues. Damn it, it still counts.
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
balina.bsky.social
Maybe I am a robot; I keep failing these damned captchas
A captcha image where one is instructed to "select all squares with enemy heads - if there are none, click skip"
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
balina.bsky.social
lmao, you don't say
When you clear a spell card in Imperishable Night's practice mode, you get these fun little comments on them. They vary by difficulty, and this is the one from clearing Light Sign "Earthlight Ray" on normal: Card comment Marisa ran through everything else, so she had to dig up this nostalgic old spell. It looks like she's shooting at herself in this attack, so she sealed it away.
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
balina.bsky.social
Trust no one, not even yourself
Marisa Kirisame preparing to unleash a spell card against Marisa Kirisame in, uh, I guess stage 4B of Imperishable Night. I just think it's very funny that you can play the "wrong" version of stages when in spell card practice, that's all.
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
balina.bsky.social
A little somethin' from a little goat! @goattrain.bsky.social surprised me with something to celebrate with. Thank you so much!! 💙
Tiiiiiny goat (or perhaps normal sized, that's the fun of these situations) delivering a cupcake bigger than she is to the head moof. Both seem pleased with the situation
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
balina.bsky.social
She's gonna win it
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
balina.bsky.social
A very old birthday moof from @fluxom.art to celebrate moofmas. One of these days I gotta actually make the distinction between my own birthday and Balina's anniversary, which are less than a month apart. This is the former, anyways.
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
balina.bsky.social
I think these two should get to make out
Keine Kamishirasawa yelling, "I'll make this night never have happened!" Erasure ZeroRanger stating, "Erasing... sending you back to the beginning would only postpone the inevitable outcome."
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
balina.bsky.social
My timeline these last few days:
A parody of a post about how pigs cannot look up. "Frieren can't look up. But I could pick a elf up one night and raise it to the sky and tilt this elf ever so gentle. I can make sure this elfs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time."
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
balina.bsky.social
Yeah, when I brought up smears I was thinking stuff like
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
balina.bsky.social
Okay, these are good, but I'm unsure if they're what Emi's after!
Fran Madaraki going |D Pattadol (and her fairy) going 8O Karin Cookingcompanions going :D Kana Arima going D8
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
balina.bsky.social
Let's be very clear, this giant horse girl is 5'11".
This is still enough that she's, like, comically larger than the rest of the usual cast, but she's not even six feet tall.

Everyone is hollering about and depicting horse-sized horse girls out of spite and hope and dreams.
I'm gonna be real this is an old reddit post but it gets the point across. Spot the girl just added to the game!
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
balina.bsky.social
🎨: @goattrain.bsky.social
Oh my god is this nearly two years old. Anyways, pixie Aisedza looming over the viewer and calling them cute~
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
balina.bsky.social
Akh Morn means "circle of death", which is about as apt a description of the city as you'll ever find.
Man I hope this is the one from the atlas, but anyways Ankh Morpork has in fact been inflated big and round over the centuries.
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
balina.bsky.social
Oh, is that what that meme's about. I didn't know kids these days were so into this one niche comic.
A panel from Giant Ojou-sama from, like, a year and a half ago? They're playing a fighting game and the girl on the left is barely losing. "I can finish it off on my own!" 'Then be my guest. Ms 6-7 loser.' "💢HAH!?"
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
balina.bsky.social
Shoutouts to this one pour soul who has to sit right in front of the pump.

Working for this woman must drive most people completely insane.
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
balina.bsky.social
The universe has conspired to put me into a Mood lately, and that meant pulling an old classic out of retirement.

Weird to realize that the last time Mejeri was an active part of the roster was a whole gender ago. Glad to know she's getting by just fine.

🎨: @roxannarachnid.bsky.social
Balina Mejeri, a lesser-known but historically important moof (who also happens to be about 15 stories tall) sits at her desk, struggling to pay attention to the meeting taking place in front of her. The comparatively tiny table and the normal-sized people trying to hold a meeting is dwarfed by Balina's massive right tit, which is plopped onto the desk and being pumped, because she's gotta keep working through this.
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
balina.bsky.social
The six words any girl longs to hear:
"Turns out I'm not quite human." Please watch Call of the Night, it's so good.
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 AM
balina.bsky.social
smh the expectations we put on trans people these days 😔
Mist could pass.
November 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
balina.bsky.social
This explains... entirely too much about far too many people I know, myself included.

Source: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/attent...
A single panel taken from today's SMBC: "Attention span is the ability to engage deeply with what is valuable. Negative attention span is the ability to engage deeply with what is worthless." 'Oh god.'
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
balina.bsky.social
I need to reiterate just how much dedication Roxie put into every little detail in recreating the art. I was very worried about asking *anyone* to mimic 2004-era ZUN art, but she went way above and beyond in emulating the proportions, coloring styles, even remaking the background from scratch!
A detailed and full-color shot of Balina as Marisa; Roxie did both of the girls in full and in color, and I couldn't let that extra work go unappreciated! A detailed and full-color shot of Dahlia as Alice, complete with her own little Damascene familiar. It's so cute!! The best version I could find of the original full-color Marisa used in the title screen. Yes, I know, it's cropped weird. The best I could find of a full-color version of the Alice sprite used on her character selection screen, complete with her little Shanghai Doll. It's cut off a little, but the real question is what's up with those feet. Do all Gensokyo girls have hooves, or just the youkai magicians?
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
balina.bsky.social
Ultimate couples costume idea:
sexy Touhou Eiyashou: Imperishable Night character selection screen

🎨: @roxannarachnid.bsky.social
A painstakingly recreated screenshot of the Touhou 8: Imperishable Night character select screen. Balina Mahigan and Dahlia Verrick are standing in for Marisa and Alice, respectively. There is text all over this, taking up most of the description. It has similarly been edited to reflect the change in characters. Etch your Moof & Dingbok Girl Aria of Forbidden Moofic Team A pair of magicians living in the Forest of Placedale. They have high fire power and fast movement. ⬜ Moof Side Balina Mahigan Speed: ** Special Skill: Always able to gather items Shot: "Ignis Deluge" Spell Card: Lore Sign "Infodump Serenade" Last Spell: BTI Canon "Final Moof Parade" ⚪ Dingbok Side Dahlia Verrick Speed: ****** Familiar: "Damascus Doll" ("Dollmascene" is very funny but I'm waffling on which one fits better) Shot: "Acetylene Torchstone" Spell Card: Balletic Sign "Graceful Substitution" Last Spell: Technipulation "Return to Manufacturer" * Team characteristics Wide item collection hitbox. Large auto-collection area. Waxing Crescent Normal Level Suited for those who have played Mouhou before. The actual Touhou 8: Imperishable Night character select screen, set to the team of Marisa and Alice. The text is below, and I hope everyone appreciates me re-transcribing it: Etch your Human & Yokai Girl. Aria of Forbidden Magic Team A pair of magicians living in the Forest of Magic. They have high fire power and fast movement. 🟨 Human Side Marisa Kirisame Speed: ****** Special Skill: Always able to gather items Shot: "Stardust Missile" Spell Card: Love Sign "Master Spark" Last Spell: Magicannon "Final Spark" 🔵 Youkai Side Alice Margatroid Speed: ** Familiar: "Shanghai Doll" Shot: "Spectrum Mystery" Spell Card: "Magic Sign "Artful Sacrifice" Last Spell: Magipulation "Return Inanimateness" * Team Characteristics Wide item collection hitbox. Large auto-collection area. Waxing Crescent Normal Level Suited for those who have played Touhou before.
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM