Kicking myself

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Total devastation in the back garden this morning thanks to #StormBert
It’s even broken my string lights!

Wealth growth since 1970

Average - 8%
Top 10% - 85%
Top 1% - 320%
Top 0.01% - 4000%
Billionaires - 32000%

Can you see the problem?

Challenging morning round in Devon today. Got it all done though. As an added bonus all afternoon routes were stood down. Early finish!

Somebody call the grammar police. I need to report a crime.

My daughter didn’t eat her avocados before she left and I now have three in the fridge.

Am I middle class now. Is that what I am?

I think I might be able to start a thread with the amount of celebrities I’ve encountered at the chemist.

Hmmm.

I don’t wish to brag but has Jennifer Saunders ever held a door open for you?

No? I’m clearly better than you.

Now that child 6 has moved to Oz for a year, a vacancy has arisen within the family for a new ‘favourite’ child.
If my other children could submit an application outlining what benefits I could possibly receive should they be bestowed such a title, I’ll announce a winner in due course.

Long arsed day. Drove to Heathrow and back as well as a couple of stop offs to see family. Child 6 has departed to Oz for a year, maybe two.

I’ll really miss her 😟

I’ve inadvertently discovered that four glasses of Prosecco is my limit.

It’s not all pints of snakebite and pork scratchings around here.

*hic*

Well, that’s my profile pic sorted.