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Chairman Pao
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Fashion Pariah • Lighting Mook • Sarcasmophile • Aspiring Absurdist • Amateur Drunk • Professional Cynic • Memelord • Dog Servant • Ungovernable Beast
Puppy Dog Eyes Masterclass.
February 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
February 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Moon over mountains.
February 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Google seems a little sycophantic here…
February 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
My late BD gift arrived. Smoke me a kipper, skipper. I’ll be back for breakfast.
February 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
They’re not sending their best.
February 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
February 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
In a conversation with a friend I managed to convey my point of view exactly for the first time.
February 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
When Elon has finished raping America all he needs to do to get away is go home.
February 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Fixed it.
February 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
BC Comic
February 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
BC Comic
February 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Weegee time!
For that special someone on Valentine's Day:
February 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
No love like barista love ❤️
February 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Did anyone else have Kessler Syndrome on their bingo card?
Something else to thank EM for.

"The sustained rate of daily reentries is unprecedented," says Jonathan McDowell, an astronomer at the Harvard Center for Astrophysics who tracks satellites. "They are retiring and incinerating about 4 or 5 Starlinks every day."
@planet4589.bsky.social
#astronomy
February 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Reposted by Chairman Pao
Hungarians who lived through Viktor Orbán’s 2010 authoritarian power grab warn Americans: Act now, before it’s too late.
Their democracy died. They have lessons for America about Trump’s power grab.
Hungarians who lived through Viktor Orbán’s 2010 power grab warn Americans: Act now, before it’s too late.
www.vox.com
February 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Reposted by Chairman Pao
Musk, Zuckerberg and Bezos are working with Trump for one very simple reason:

They understand that Trump's policies are designed to make the wealthiest Americans even richer.

These three men have become $232 billion richer since November.

Not bad in a couple of months time!
February 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Violence should never be the answer. But sometimes it is.
February 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
February 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
“We’re all trying to get to some goal, maybe fame, or success, or maybe Heaven after you’re dead. But we cheat ourselves all the way along. It was a musical thing, and you were supposed to sing or dance while the music was being played.”
- Alan Watts
February 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
They devour everything. They’re like locusts.
February 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I get home after a long day at work and I go to make a margarita. Tequila? Check. Cointreau? Check. Lime juice? Check. Simple syrup? No bueno. But I do have maple syrup. Hmmm…
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Canadian Margarita.
February 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
A Terry Pratchett quote for our times:
“A lie can go around the world before the truth has got its boots on.”
February 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
They said that the world was supposed to end in 2012. And I asked, “how long does it take a world to end?”
February 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Me, a Canadian, watching the US.
February 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM