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snake rattler & rolllll 🐍⚜️
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US Army veteran. Whiskey & beer indulger. LSU/Saints/Pelicans fan. Blue dot in a red state.
Spencer is HIM today. Been doing what he needs to do, putting the ball where it needs to be!
September 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
WHAT A CATCH OLAVE!!!
September 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Juwan rumbling downhill. There ya go
September 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Yeah, leave me out of that “we”, talk to the people who voted for Creamsicle Caligula, those who sat out or voted 3rd party out of spite. I did my part, it just sucks I have to be part of the consequences.
January 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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WHY DO I HAVE TO SEE TRUMP IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOOTBALL GAME? THIS IS BULLSHIT.
January 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Get fucking 🍊 🤡 off the tv, ESPN. fucking hell

should’ve never been on there in the first place
January 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
An NFC East team will be in the Super Bowl and once again it won’t be the Dallas Cowboys.

I love this for America
January 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“ANOTHER SAQUON TOUCHDOWN!”

Rams:
a slice of toast with the words be the toast you are the toast on it
Alt: a slice of toast with the words be the toast you are the toast on it
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
stop sounding overjoyed at the Eagles TD, Mike Tirico. Lawd a mussy
January 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Governor Newsom responds to Mike Johnson’s rhetoric:
These are Americans. What they need is care, empathy and compassion. Not “strings attached”.
January 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
this is the way.

the only way.
January 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
All right Rams WE SEE YOU
January 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Regardless of who wins in Philly today I’m pulling for Jayden Daniels and WSH next week.
January 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Guess it’s okay for Buffalo to stand over and taunt Mims. Of course Mims - not Buffalo - is penalized 🙄
January 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Ole Sean Payton with some 4th down trickery! 😸
January 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Yesterday I showed a guy a picture of my Nic Cage shower curtain and he said, “There’s something seriously wrong with you,” so I laughed and laughed and said, “You got no fuckin idea, pal.”
January 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Landry and Kennedy are getting in the way of the women who are actually in charge.
January 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
LET’S GOOOO
December 26, 2024 at 12:37 AM
NFL so fucking petty flagging players elated over scoring a TD!
December 25, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Nate Burleson’s sparkly gloves match his cranberry suit.

DUDE ROCKS 🙌
December 25, 2024 at 6:50 PM
What up Spencer Rattler!!
December 15, 2024 at 7:59 PM
With 11 Josh Allens on defense, Buffalo would’ve beat the Rams. Man came to PLAY today
December 9, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Rams guy fucking flopped
December 9, 2024 at 12:31 AM