Baldor, Regent of Skarn
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Baldor, Regent of Skarn
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Baldor is from the Centaurus Constellation. Baldor has travelled through time and space to make sense of Earth. When not speaking about himself in the third person, Baldor's interests include quelling intergalactic uprisings and açai frozen yogurt.
Baldor like to douse his pancakes in the tears of his thwarted enemies.
March 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Baldor just need fresh water supply, 4,000 tins of green lentils, and that's it to survive any chaos.

Oh, and death-ray lazer cannon. Baldor nearly forgot that one.
February 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM