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Manda
@baldmarlin.bsky.social
NC Certified Librarian 📚
She/Her 🤷🏼‍♀️
Knower of Dumb History Facts 🤓
Weirdo 🤡
My whole life is thunder 🌩️
The cashier at Walmart asked if we’re ready for the holidays and my mother and I looked at her like
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’m so goddamn excited. Hands down my most anticipated read of the year.
November 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hey what’d y’all do on your Sunday night?
November 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
All the photos of my costume have my library logo somewhere in the frame. So here’s a weird angle selfie.

Kids get out of school within the next hour, so here’s hoping we get some at the library!
October 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
September 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
September 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
September 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The congestion is truly god-awful. I’m so tired of sounding crackly. As well as just generally unable to breathe or hear.

How big my head feels compared to my body:
September 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
lol bye
August 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
You asked a group of people going through life hanging on by a thread. Of course we’d say buy the thing that makes you happy!
August 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
5pm today, 8:30-5 tomorrow, vacation.

Literally going to cry on the drive home tomorrow
July 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
July 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I only cheated long enough to take it off sleep mode, which technically it’s been on since 10pm lol
July 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Me, going about my business at any point on any day:
July 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Me, waiting patiently by the mailbox:
July 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My mother is making a pineapple upside down cake and using her tried and true cookbook that’s older than my brother. Yes, the cake is fuckin bomb.
July 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Happy anniversary, friend! Y’all give me
July 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
July 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Our big show last week was a magician and all the kids (and staff) got to pet his friend, David Hopperfield.
June 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
An grown-up also works here!
June 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
One last time for the evening crew, and also enjoy an onion volcano from my birthday dinner
June 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
May 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If you ever have the thought “it can’t be THAT spicy,” that’s the devil talking. It is that spicy. Don’t be like me.
April 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Missed the anniversary yesterday, but come gather around children and hear the tale of a then-33 year old woman taking part in an Easter egg hunt in 2022 only to rupture her Achilles tendon.

The space buns didn’t move once, so shoutout Walmart brand bobby pins.
April 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Repost with a favorite book from childhood

(Literally my favorite book and my nieces have my old copy now)
April 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM