John Balatro
@balatrojohn.bsky.social
She balat on my ro till i ante 8
Number ONE Balatro lover.
Number ONE Balatro lover.
Oh im balatring it...... Yes im balating my ro..... Oh yeah im balatroing it........ Its balating me ro as we speak....... Oh yeah balatro
April 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Oh im balatring it...... Yes im balating my ro..... Oh yeah im balatroing it........ Its balating me ro as we speak....... Oh yeah balatro
Do you mind if i steal this thanks
March 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Do you mind if i steal this thanks
Hey, my hands are washed pal
March 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Hey, my hands are washed pal
February 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
February 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My name is John. I balat the ro. It was difficult to get to ante 8.
But unfortunately, something went so wrong
And now all i can do is sing this stupid song!
My name is John (Balatro, Balatro, Balatro)
John #balatro
But unfortunately, something went so wrong
And now all i can do is sing this stupid song!
My name is John (Balatro, Balatro, Balatro)
John #balatro
February 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My name is John. I balat the ro. It was difficult to get to ante 8.
But unfortunately, something went so wrong
And now all i can do is sing this stupid song!
My name is John (Balatro, Balatro, Balatro)
John #balatro
But unfortunately, something went so wrong
And now all i can do is sing this stupid song!
My name is John (Balatro, Balatro, Balatro)
John #balatro
February 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
How'd i get blueprint this early
February 13, 2025 at 7:44 AM
How'd i get blueprint this early
My dumbass just got sixth sense with only 2 sixes on the deck on ante 6 this is a generational demonic curse fumble yall
February 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
My dumbass just got sixth sense with only 2 sixes on the deck on ante 6 this is a generational demonic curse fumble yall
Just beat red stake. My power is exponential.
February 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Just beat red stake. My power is exponential.
I have beaten black deck. I am getting closer to your house.
February 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I have beaten black deck. I am getting closer to your house.
Why are they only taking non face cards on this bus man what kind of BULLSHITERRY is this
February 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Why are they only taking non face cards on this bus man what kind of BULLSHITERRY is this
I just beat green deck. May god save your souls.
February 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I just beat green deck. May god save your souls.
I was doing 90 on a 60 lane so i got stopped by police and i thought "ok just be cool" and then this fucker shows up
February 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I was doing 90 on a 60 lane so i got stopped by police and i thought "ok just be cool" and then this fucker shows up
We ball (replaced the banan with something more reliable)
February 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
We ball (replaced the banan with something more reliable)
Chat am i cooking
February 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Chat am i cooking
Negative mail-in rebate is CRAZY
February 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Negative mail-in rebate is CRAZY
FULL HOUSE RAHHHHHH
February 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
FULL HOUSE RAHHHHHH