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John Balatro
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She balat on my ro till i ante 8

Number ONE Balatro lover.
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#balatro people i forgot to introduce myself.

My name is John Balatro.

I balat my ro till ante 8.

I fucking hate canio.

Please follow me if you love Balatro.
#balatro, who's your favorite legendary joker and why?
April 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Oh im balatring it...... Yes im balating my ro..... Oh yeah im balatroing it........ Its balating me ro as we speak....... Oh yeah balatro
April 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Jimbo is my brother. Haven't talked to him in a while since the incident.
April 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Yeah...... Im in the new movie
#balatro
March 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
One day there will be a pit in hell as deep as your blasphemies, large enough to fit your rotten corpse, steep enough to trap you there for all eternity.
balatro sucks
March 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Do you mind if i steal this thanks
March 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Oil up Jimbo
March 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Apparently R/balatro is homophobic..........

As John Balatro, i have effectively excommunicated the balatro mods responsible for this tomfoolery. They can no longer balat they ro EVER.
March 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It is i, John Balatro, the man who balat the ro
March 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Hey, my hands are washed pal
March 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
@localthunk.bsky.social when are you adding this
My Grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards, Boss Bind! But it does contain... THE UNSTOPPABLE JIMBO #Balatro #art
March 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
They call me the foil runner how i foil my chance with the bad bitches then run away with 50 chips

John Balatro
March 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The ultimate goal of #Balatro is not to unlock Completionist++, nor is it to get naneinf. The goal is to play the game in real life.

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March 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
What is going on in America
March 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
HOLY SHIT I JUST BEAT BLUE STAKE ON #balatro
February 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM
#balatro bros, my name is John Balatro, and i am conducting a survey.

Which one are yall picking?
February 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
@playbalatro.com JUST REFERENCED ME, JOHN BALATRO.

THANK YOU SO MUCH THE #balatro
February 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
69th post
February 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My name is John. I balat the ro. It was difficult to get to ante 8.

But unfortunately, something went so wrong
And now all i can do is sing this stupid song!

My name is John (Balatro, Balatro, Balatro)

John #balatro
February 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
#balatro people i forgot to introduce myself.

My name is John Balatro.

I balat my ro till ante 8.

I fucking hate canio.

Please follow me if you love Balatro.
February 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
February 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I am the man who johned the balatro
February 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ohhhhhh..... Ugh....... Been up balating my ro for days....

Hashtag Balatro #balatro
February 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Balatro boss blinds
February 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM