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jack M
@balan.bsky.social
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formerly the 3rd chipmunk in the famous band
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mama cooked the breakfast with no "frog"
bowl of kelloggs smacks but theres no cartoon frog on the box
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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@orgamecha.bsky.social is the best at this
anime girl pixel art. you wouldnt know but the middle part was added later by "orgamecha"
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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i like to find abandoned/vandalised drawings in wplace and fix them up
unfinished drawing of a ninja turtle from sickanimation's video "Green lovers" the same turtle but its finished unfinished ssbu box art the same box art but i made the logo say "inside llewyn davis ultimate" for some reason
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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someone needs to add CHOD here. chaos hatred oblivion disrespect
Variations Another variation is PLURR - Peace. Love. Unity. Respect. Responsibility. Several other variations on the same four words, but in a different order (e.g. LURP), have been proposed. However, none of these are commonly used.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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i have a cold and in my dream my dad bought me these from the pharmacy. thanks dad
Calpol Nasal Moisturisers Hippo shaped biscuit (?) things. they are purple
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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we brought back someone's eli drawing after he was covered by a grotesque undertale for over a month in a wplace tragedy
wplace pixel art of eli from half life 2, there is no dithering and he looks low quality spamton from deltarune doing stupid meme face drawn directly over eli for some reason eli is back in his proper place once again and he has more colours and has dithering
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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@slime-golem.biz Gunge Vlark
tarnished Gungle Vlark
October 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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You're going into witness protection but you have to choose your new name from this list of possibly fictional backers of a dubiously funded kickstarter game
VVIP Credits! Byle Harris, Wendi Ulrika, Fleur Smith, Halseth Farlen, Andi Wipprech, Hoven Raddesa, Carl Robinson, Isauro C, Macker Gream, Jorge Hernandez, Jack Thomas, Pavel Gurkis, Victoria Souza, Sumay Hassan, Nathaniel, Pedro Wilas, Jackie Lopez, Wilson Garcia, Hacknei Golish, Susan Estrams, Samson Umswa, Salla J. Cook, Heeth Schlte, Adam Bailey, Debra Shawler, Mikaela Zuchs, Adilina Calevans, Antonio Campana, Jaime Lopez, Milo Jackson, Paul, Tamara Whilm, Haziel Guimaraes, Nicolai Borg, A.Thakur, Jake Nebarez, Gebray Provins, Eric Crutcher, Charles Vargas, Wes Matie, Leo Rundell, Walter, Eugene Simmons, NOAH, Arnold Deglia, Wane Tung, Comb Feldstich, Biele Feldt, Salee Corvery, Savelry Giewicz, Zaya Cruea, Zulema Casasi, Cascia Bork, Jose Martinez, Evener Chaiken, Ben White, Rossean Busbinni, Alice Gom , Craver Savey, Carter Forte, Albert Jenkins.
September 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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it got to about 50 miles but the mods intervened and destroyed his entire dick
cerne abbas giant drawn on a map but his john thomas is missing, the text below shows that a user with the tag MOD was the one who erased it
September 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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bonobo family
August 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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shoutouts to wplace user DuckySocks who found my drawing of the cerne abbas giant and extended his penis so it's 15 miles long
a pixelated drawing of the ancient hill figure the Cerne Abbas giant on a map on wplace.live the same giant but his penis extends outside the frame of the image. Robotnik is there and he says "PINGAS" a zoomed out view of the giant. the contrast has been increased for visibility. his erect penis is 25 times taller than he is, and extends 15 miles north to the village of Maperton
August 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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uh oh... dont look now
August 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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the tallest bonobo-made structure in history, one bonobo standing on another one, stands at a towering height of 2 apes
a bonobo standing on all fours on the head and shoulders of another bonobo
August 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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mario week is over, thank god
Gamer's Delight #5 by jack M Luigi: Look, there he is! Blue Toad is just standing there. Mario: Can you deal with this? Luigi: No problem. (he walks off screen) Luigi: (walks back on screen) He says you did it. Mario: OK but you still killed him right? Luigi: Yeah. Mario: Alright, good. (They walk off) THE END
August 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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mario week continues
Gamer's Delight #4 by jack M Mario: Luigi, can you help me out the lake? Luigi: Sure. I'll lend you some of my clothes so you're not naked. (Luigi gets undressed) (Luigi hands Mario his underwear) Luigi: Here, you can put on my pants and one of my shoes and socks. That way we can both wear one. Mario: Luigi, you are a true brother to me. (They run off) Luigi: Come on, we need to hunt down Blue Toad for vandalising the castle and shitting everywhere. Mario: I hope you don't mind but I ate the sock.
August 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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I apologise in advance but this week is Mario week at Gamer's Delight
Gamer's Delight #3 by jack M Blue Toad: Mario, why have you been in the lake so long? Mario: I was skinny dipping, and someone stole my clothes! Mario: Also, I haven't had anything to eat or drink in ten days, so I don't have the strength to get out. Blue Toad: Why not ask Peach for help? Mario: Because I pooped all over the floor in her castle and broke all her furniture on purpose. (Blue Toad doesn't say anything)
August 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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gamer's delight is back.
Gamer's Delight #2 by jack M Luigi: Mario, Magikoopa is handing out free one-ups. Mario: Nonsense. He would never do that. Luigi: Go and see for yourself. (Mario walks off) (Mario walks back) Mario: Magikoopa isn't handing out free one-ups. Luigi: I know he isn't. Mario: Then why say that he is? Luigi: I was "capping". (Mario falls over)
August 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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the third pig from the game "the third pig"
August 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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scary snoo in strait jacket with lightning and stormclouds. it emits a red glow and its head is cocked sideways in a maniacal fashion...
August 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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i was too late to save them
charity shop called Save the Children and among the plants in front there are two pairs of jeans and trainers used as planters with plants growing out of them
August 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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does anyone recognise this kitchen i'm making
3d model of a retro kitchen made in blender
July 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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tony soprano and pie o my, his beloved horse
July 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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i like this video of someone doing an obscure frame-perfect donkey kong glitch because it just looks like hes really bad at the game
July 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM