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balambsprings.bsky.social
Butch Mechanism
@balambsprings.bsky.social
Queer dummy who rarely learns from mistakes. He/They. Music, film, D&D, photography, queer hotties. But let’s be honest, this account is for horny posting.
Definitely 🔞 • 🚫 blank profiles

IRLs, think twice.
🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights or knife fights 🔪
📍West Coast
No 😌
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I was too busy yapping but your arms did look giant at brunch!
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If there’s is a god, Paula Cole’s I Don’t Wanna Wait will be the theme song
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Honestly this entire song has become a pet vocal stim
Spencer's Hidden Talents
YouTube video by Very Important People
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November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It would have been so dynamic and vibrant!
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It obviously would never happen but imagine Sony Animation giving it the Spider-verse treatment?
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I *need* one little kiss from Demi Adejuyigbe, like, need need.
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Henry can cleanse my palate with his thi-
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
He should do that more often. Purely for the merit of art and the performance itself, I mean.
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
And Henry Cavill??
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Michelle Pfeiffer! Baby Charlie Cox! Robert DeNiro! Claire Danes!
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is, and it’s heirloom potatoes with fresh, house made cheese from a local six-cow dairy, with a 36hr demiglace.

Only it’s all from Sysco and it’s $45 and exclusively for tricking tourists.

I support it as part of our economic action plan.
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Yay! Thanks for enjoying potatoes with me this morning 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’d need to buy a new reader; mine died 😖
November 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Truly I would like to
November 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Very fuzzy. Very handsome
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I don’t know how I didn’t figure this out on my own 😅
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Like the brunch place or the fruit spread? Because I think it can go either way.
November 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Okay but let’s make stoned jokes together please 🙏
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM