Butch Mechanism
@balambsprings.bsky.social
Queer dummy who rarely learns from mistakes. He/They. Music, film, D&D, photography, queer hotties. But let’s be honest, this account is for horny posting.
Definitely 🔞 • 🚫 blank profiles
IRLs, think twice.
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights or knife fights 🔪
📍West Coast
Definitely 🔞 • 🚫 blank profiles
IRLs, think twice.
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights or knife fights 🔪
📍West Coast
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Starting an ongoing thread of mundane joys I encounter throughout my days.
Woke up to find a ladybug hanging with the plants in my window.
Woke up to find a ladybug hanging with the plants in my window.
I support women’s right and women’s wrongs, I love when they jump out from behind a corner and club me to death 🙃
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I support women’s right and women’s wrongs, I love when they jump out from behind a corner and club me to death 🙃
I can’t put into words how much I detest and loathe this premier. I don’t wish harm on Danielle Smith, but when this planet is finally free of her ghoulish incompetence and blatant lying, I hope her name is never uttered again and her soul evaporates to complete oblivion.
Alberta invokes notwithstanding clause on trio of transgender laws
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Alberta invokes notwithstanding clause on trio of transgender laws
The Alberta government has introduced legislation to use the Charter’s notwithstanding clause to prevent legal challenges to three laws impacting transgender and gender-diverse youth and adults.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I can’t put into words how much I detest and loathe this premier. I don’t wish harm on Danielle Smith, but when this planet is finally free of her ghoulish incompetence and blatant lying, I hope her name is never uttered again and her soul evaporates to complete oblivion.
Me when
My body’s good
&
The neighborhood could
Benefit from me
My body’s good
&
The neighborhood could
Benefit from me
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Me when
My body’s good
&
The neighborhood could
Benefit from me
My body’s good
&
The neighborhood could
Benefit from me
🚨 Giant hunk freeballing in grey sweats at the gym 🚨
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
🚨 Giant hunk freeballing in grey sweats at the gym 🚨
I wish some had warned me before I embarked on a seven book series that’s only available in hardcover 😩
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I wish some had warned me before I embarked on a seven book series that’s only available in hardcover 😩
The aforementioned piece as requested by @inktronerded.bsky.social and @betarayben.bsky.social. It’s cozy!
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The aforementioned piece as requested by @inktronerded.bsky.social and @betarayben.bsky.social. It’s cozy!
Okay Victoria, with your thrift shops, cafes, book stores and twee nonsense, you are my Vegas and I’m fixing to leave broke omg 😭
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Okay Victoria, with your thrift shops, cafes, book stores and twee nonsense, you are my Vegas and I’m fixing to leave broke omg 😭
Ok boots the corral down, pardner 🤠💅
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Ok boots the corral down, pardner 🤠💅
Much discussion of Severance theories was had tonight 😌
Lovely to meet @betarayben.bsky.social and @kingtart.bsky.social finally! ❤️🥰
Lovely to meet @betarayben.bsky.social and @kingtart.bsky.social finally! ❤️🥰
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Much discussion of Severance theories was had tonight 😌
Lovely to meet @betarayben.bsky.social and @kingtart.bsky.social finally! ❤️🥰
Lovely to meet @betarayben.bsky.social and @kingtart.bsky.social finally! ❤️🥰
“I’m an unemployed academic but I think…”
Shut up, my pants are already off and I can’t untie my shoes with you talking because I am STUPID
Shut up, my pants are already off and I can’t untie my shoes with you talking because I am STUPID
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
“I’m an unemployed academic but I think…”
Shut up, my pants are already off and I can’t untie my shoes with you talking because I am STUPID
Shut up, my pants are already off and I can’t untie my shoes with you talking because I am STUPID
Been at a brewery reading and waiting for my hotel. Now I’m *~buzzed~* in Victoria.
I intend to remain this way, more or less, for the next 48 hrs 😇
I intend to remain this way, more or less, for the next 48 hrs 😇
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Been at a brewery reading and waiting for my hotel. Now I’m *~buzzed~* in Victoria.
I intend to remain this way, more or less, for the next 48 hrs 😇
I intend to remain this way, more or less, for the next 48 hrs 😇
Sleepy in Victoria ✌️
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Sleepy in Victoria ✌️
Peak Canada tonight
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Peak Canada tonight
Hi this is a reminder to clean the charge port on your phone
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hi this is a reminder to clean the charge port on your phone
A beautiful night spent in the ether tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
A beautiful night spent in the ether tonight.
It’s pull day but instead of that I’m gonna eat a messy burger, have some beer and see Sigur Ros with some old friends which honestly should count at least for like, lats or something.
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It’s pull day but instead of that I’m gonna eat a messy burger, have some beer and see Sigur Ros with some old friends which honestly should count at least for like, lats or something.
The average ChatGPT user
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The average ChatGPT user
You know I think the gay bar really needs to here me sing a bunch of Linkin Park at karaoke as a bit
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
You know I think the gay bar really needs to here me sing a bunch of Linkin Park at karaoke as a bit
So Sam Reich 100% has a humiliation kink, yeah?
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
So Sam Reich 100% has a humiliation kink, yeah?
A bit frustrated that I’m not lifting as much as I was before going awol in October, but I set a couple PRs on some smaller exercises today so I’m gonna focus on that 💪
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
A bit frustrated that I’m not lifting as much as I was before going awol in October, but I set a couple PRs on some smaller exercises today so I’m gonna focus on that 💪
What’s a professional way to say “you text me entirely too much for someone I’ve hooked up with twice in the last five years?”
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What’s a professional way to say “you text me entirely too much for someone I’ve hooked up with twice in the last five years?”
Welcome to Derry, I am trying so hard to like you
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Welcome to Derry, I am trying so hard to like you
I’m already a stereotypical aggro cyclist. I *will* be damaging these robots if they’re in my lane
DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes.
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DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes | Momentum Mag | Momentum Mag
DoorDash has begun rolling out Dot, its new autonomous delivery robot — a sleek, all-electric bot that can hit speeds of up to 20mph.
momentummag.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m already a stereotypical aggro cyclist. I *will* be damaging these robots if they’re in my lane
Please ooh and ahh this small cat I met on my walk today. He was very friendly and quite close to being kidnapped if I’m being honest.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Please ooh and ahh this small cat I met on my walk today. He was very friendly and quite close to being kidnapped if I’m being honest.