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balambsprings.bsky.social
Butch Mechanism
@balambsprings.bsky.social
Queer dummy who rarely learns from mistakes. He/They. Music, film, D&D, photography, queer hotties. But let’s be honest, this account is for horny posting.
Definitely 🔞 • 🚫 blank profiles

IRLs, think twice.
🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights or knife fights 🔪
📍West Coast
Pinned
Starting an ongoing thread of mundane joys I encounter throughout my days.

Woke up to find a ladybug hanging with the plants in my window.
I support women’s right and women’s wrongs, I love when they jump out from behind a corner and club me to death 🙃
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I can’t put into words how much I detest and loathe this premier. I don’t wish harm on Danielle Smith, but when this planet is finally free of her ghoulish incompetence and blatant lying, I hope her name is never uttered again and her soul evaporates to complete oblivion.
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Oh shit it’s Third Impact
Like some kind of grim Omen of things to come, #Hawaii ’s #Kilauea volcano just unleashed a MASSIVE WING SHAPED eruption with lava fountains soaring 1,500+ feet high
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Me when
My body’s good
&
The neighborhood could
Benefit from me
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
🚨 Giant hunk freeballing in grey sweats at the gym 🚨
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I wish some had warned me before I embarked on a seven book series that’s only available in hardcover 😩
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The aforementioned piece as requested by @inktronerded.bsky.social and @betarayben.bsky.social. It’s cozy!
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Okay Victoria, with your thrift shops, cafes, book stores and twee nonsense, you are my Vegas and I’m fixing to leave broke omg 😭
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ok boots the corral down, pardner 🤠💅
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Much discussion of Severance theories was had tonight 😌

Lovely to meet @betarayben.bsky.social and @kingtart.bsky.social finally! ❤️🥰
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
“I’m an unemployed academic but I think…”
Shut up, my pants are already off and I can’t untie my shoes with you talking because I am STUPID
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Been at a brewery reading and waiting for my hotel. Now I’m *~buzzed~* in Victoria.

I intend to remain this way, more or less, for the next 48 hrs 😇
Sleepy in Victoria ✌️
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Sleepy in Victoria ✌️
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Peak Canada tonight
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Hi this is a reminder to clean the charge port on your phone
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
A beautiful night spent in the ether tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
It’s pull day but instead of that I’m gonna eat a messy burger, have some beer and see Sigur Ros with some old friends which honestly should count at least for like, lats or something.
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The average ChatGPT user
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You know I think the gay bar really needs to here me sing a bunch of Linkin Park at karaoke as a bit
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
So Sam Reich 100% has a humiliation kink, yeah?
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
A bit frustrated that I’m not lifting as much as I was before going awol in October, but I set a couple PRs on some smaller exercises today so I’m gonna focus on that 💪
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
What’s a professional way to say “you text me entirely too much for someone I’ve hooked up with twice in the last five years?”
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Welcome to Derry, I am trying so hard to like you
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’m already a stereotypical aggro cyclist. I *will* be damaging these robots if they’re in my lane
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Please ooh and ahh this small cat I met on my walk today. He was very friendly and quite close to being kidnapped if I’m being honest.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM