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Dr Phil, my cow won't lactate
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Dr Phil, my cow won't lactate
I just met a girl named Birrira 🎵
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I just met a girl named Birrira 🎵
Fent lean in the daycare playground
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Fent lean in the daycare playground
*Crying and loading a 5 barrel shotgun* Im a Costco guy too
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
*Crying and loading a 5 barrel shotgun* Im a Costco guy too
Your Honor, your mother knows where my client was last night
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Your Honor, your mother knows where my client was last night
Youth pastor: It wasn't very "type shit" when Jesus was being mailed to the cross, huh?
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Youth pastor: It wasn't very "type shit" when Jesus was being mailed to the cross, huh?
Holy knight of the Order Six Seven
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Holy knight of the Order Six Seven
Thank you anime women and god bless
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Thank you anime women and god bless
Pooping my pants at IKEA and loudly asking for a diaper in Swedish
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Pooping my pants at IKEA and loudly asking for a diaper in Swedish
Woke up covered in bitches. Please come get your dogs I'm trying to sleep
November 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Woke up covered in bitches. Please come get your dogs I'm trying to sleep
*wiggling toes* You want ketchup and mustard with these dogs?
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
*wiggling toes* You want ketchup and mustard with these dogs?
Belt in one hand, beer in the other. Looking at my family thinking it's time for a heel turn
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Belt in one hand, beer in the other. Looking at my family thinking it's time for a heel turn
Pulling up to the donkey meet: "Damn, you shit with that ass?"
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Pulling up to the donkey meet: "Damn, you shit with that ass?"
"Start digging in your butt twin" I never stopped! how can I start again
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"Start digging in your butt twin" I never stopped! how can I start again
Peen Wireless®, the only cock to cock network with 5G coverage
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Peen Wireless®, the only cock to cock network with 5G coverage
Person who just drove into a food court: "Type shit"
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Person who just drove into a food court: "Type shit"
Fuck it mask off. Tylenol Advil Tylenol
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Fuck it mask off. Tylenol Advil Tylenol
"Bend over and cough" sorry officer I have IBS
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"Bend over and cough" sorry officer I have IBS
Using baby carrots as a suppository
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Using baby carrots as a suppository
Back the fuck off!?!?
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Back the fuck off!?!?
Lunch break whippets everyone take one (1)
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Lunch break whippets everyone take one (1)
My strongest potion?? Bitch, you can't even handle my RATIONS.
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My strongest potion?? Bitch, you can't even handle my RATIONS.
We meet again, xXPu66y6layerXx
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
We meet again, xXPu66y6layerXx