450BakeIt
@bakeit.bsky.social
Instead of saying "Blow it out your ass" try being considerate and say "Exhale from your anus"
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Instead of saying "Blow it out your ass" try being considerate and say "Exhale from your anus"
The Odyssey of Bofadese
January 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
The Odyssey of Bofadese
During the Gloomy Wars it was speculated Ymoolg was an experiment gone awry. Others say Ymoolg is purely a demon. The reality now is he hungers and we should fear.
January 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
During the Gloomy Wars it was speculated Ymoolg was an experiment gone awry. Others say Ymoolg is purely a demon. The reality now is he hungers and we should fear.
Ymoolg demands a mortal sacrifice
January 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Ymoolg demands a mortal sacrifice
Make them cheeks applaud, pretty boy
January 8, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Make them cheeks applaud, pretty boy
5 in the stink, 5 in the pink.
January 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
5 in the stink, 5 in the pink.
We have a skip coming up called the Munchhole Skip. Shout out to Munchhole67 for discovering this skip. There used to be a different one but munchhole really nailed this one.
January 6, 2026 at 4:18 AM
We have a skip coming up called the Munchhole Skip. Shout out to Munchhole67 for discovering this skip. There used to be a different one but munchhole really nailed this one.
Power bombed by the coke, suplexed by the ex, choke slammed by the molly, pile driver by the fent
January 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Power bombed by the coke, suplexed by the ex, choke slammed by the molly, pile driver by the fent
My dad vs an aluminum baseball bat
January 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
My dad vs an aluminum baseball bat
Ppffft, no way, loser. I'll never give up crack.
January 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Ppffft, no way, loser. I'll never give up crack.
Not now, I'm watching the hit 1982 movie Revenge of Bikini Salamander
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Not now, I'm watching the hit 1982 movie Revenge of Bikini Salamander
Selling my wife to big AI. Assimilate into generative heaven
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Selling my wife to big AI. Assimilate into generative heaven
Ghost riding the horse through Limgrave.
January 3, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Ghost riding the horse through Limgrave.
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Ringing in the poo year
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Ringing in the poo year
The diagnosis is grave. You may want to sit down for this. We ran the test over and over but the result stayed the same. You've been diagnosed as a Pussy Ass Bitch. I'll give you time for you and your family to process this. *Sets down party popper and walks out*
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The diagnosis is grave. You may want to sit down for this. We ran the test over and over but the result stayed the same. You've been diagnosed as a Pussy Ass Bitch. I'll give you time for you and your family to process this. *Sets down party popper and walks out*
[Enter stage right. Proceed to the stand and tap the microphone.] "Hello everyone. It has been brought to my attention someone has been, quote 'dust cropping the chicken sandwich line' end quote. "
December 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
[Enter stage right. Proceed to the stand and tap the microphone.] "Hello everyone. It has been brought to my attention someone has been, quote 'dust cropping the chicken sandwich line' end quote. "
Well sugar my balls and pepper my biscuits
December 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Well sugar my balls and pepper my biscuits
My dog, his sonic OC, and I have something to say
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
My dog, his sonic OC, and I have something to say
Putting nueralink in my dome to get proximity based hud pop ups on random tasks
December 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Putting nueralink in my dome to get proximity based hud pop ups on random tasks
Backdoor Sluts the GirthyCollection. Backdoor Sluts 1-9 with over 40 hours of bonus content.
December 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Backdoor Sluts the GirthyCollection. Backdoor Sluts 1-9 with over 40 hours of bonus content.